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Dear Censored,

Here is another great example of woman writers using their piece has a fucking diary!

-Richard


Student Loan Payments Will Resume Soon. Here’s What You Should Do Now – NECN

Dear Censored,

Isn’t the perfect development of the left?
Happy Father’s Day G and lack off R.

-Do

Dear Censored,

Apropos of nothing, I want to express my deepest gratitude to Gavin and, by extension, Censored TV. Gavin has been a shepherd through some most illogical years and has very positively influenced my psyche and consciousness. Keep up the fight, dude!

-Charlie

Dear Censored,

So says Arizona Board of Nurses
His resume says he’s a Nurse
Googling:
bsn joseph tinelli arizona state

You get this:

https://www.azbn.gov/discipline-and-complaints/imposters

Joseph Tinelli
https://www.azbn.gov/sites/default/files/imposters/imposters-cease-and-desist/2004/III.F.1.TinelliJ.C%26D.pdf

RE: CEASE AND DESIST LETTER 
Dear Mr. Tinelli: The Board of Nursing has received information that you represented yourself as a nurse to Dr. L. Markham McHenry, a physician at Northwest Chandler Family Medicine. You also stated to Dr. McHenry that you had been a flight nurse.

Holy shit.

-Thomas

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Another glaring omission of the suspects description.

I can make a wild guess, what do you think?

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/shooting-at-toronto-birthday-party-leaves-three-children-man-injured-police-1.5477942

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Who designed these Memorial Day themed DVD cases? Have they even seen this movie??? I guess it makes sense when you see all the USA merch that is made in china being hawked next to it…

Please everyone, let’s co-opt the “White Boy Summer” for our own ends… I want nothing more than Chet Hanks having to apologize for a stupid wigger song he made, because we took it and made something cool!

I love your new White Boy Summer sunglasses!

-Chadwik

Dear Censored,

Kinda sucks but you’ll probly like it.

-Dom

Dear Censored,

I don’t know if me watching this whole video has more valor than you watching Saving Private Ryan on drugs but I’d say it’s pretty close. This obese school bus driver seems to think his worthless job is as important as a surgeon’s job, anyways thought you’d find it interesting.

Also, I’m stationed in Germany and it SUCKS here. The citizens have no rights, German Polizei can just kick down your door at the slightest inclination of illegal activity. They have a 33% income tax and a 19% sales tax because of ‘free health care.’ After talking with several German nationals that I work with, ALL of them just pay for health services at private hospitals because the free health care system is awful. All the Germans that I work with want to move to America, but they think they won’t make it in America because their English isn’t too great. I tell them that there are illegals that move to America not knowing a lick of English and they’re doing fine.

Lastly, I’m 19 and I know that the dollar sign goes in front of the amount, so please don’t lose complete hope in Gen Z.

I wanna fuck you with my heels on, Ryann

-Ryann

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Heres a short interesting video on what guys in scrapyards do all day, similar to “how its made.” I could watch this guys whole shift. 

-Teske

Dear Censored,

NEW JOKER FACE JUST DROPPED

-Nic

Dear Censored,

Hey Gav and Ryguy, I’m sure I will not be the first to send you this sad piece of information. If you did not know already, the Biden family’s prized dog, Champ, “died” today. Of course we all know that “died” means put down because he kept trying to impersonate his owner’s sniffing habit and didn’t understand that teeth weren’t involved. Or he might have just been senile if so he was the perfect perfect pet for our pet Biden. If pieces of the Biden family are already falling off after less then a year I can only assume it to be a bad omen for the presidency itself? Anyway I like you more than a friend, and thank you for all the good content!

-Bob

Dear Censored,

For Gary’s Mailbag do you remember this movie Gary and would you laugh and say hot shit if Gavin chucked Ryan in a river like Frankenstein’s monster did to that kid I would laugh at that hot shit fuck Ryan

-Jamie

Dear Censored,

You’ll love this

-Peter

Dear Censored,

 Perhaps now that you aren’t woke anymore, this won’t have much of an impact on you. However, for someone as woke as myself, this tweet was too powerful not to share with you guys. On this Juneteenth, let us all remember that American slavery truly never was abolished.. 
I like you more than a friend!


– Ben 

Dear Censored,

I applied for and sat a police entrance exam today. For the test I had to write an essay. The essay HAD to be about the pay gap between AFL (Australia men’s football) and the AFLW (women’s football). When I saw this I had a few reactions.

1- a women created this question 100%
2- should I write what I really think or tell woke Marxist lies to get in the police force ?!
3- is this question developed to weed out the “toxic” conservative Christian dudes like myself and consequently fill the police with soy boy faggots and Karen’s ????

In the end I wrote what I thought –

that men are paid as is reflected in the economics (corporate sponsorship deals), profits, tv ratings, crowds and interest in the sport. Basically real world factors create this gap. Anyway. I’m sure I will be marked down now and I’m not expecting to be recruited for the police in Melbourne Australia. Oh well. Maybe I dodged a bullet here. No pun intended. Police seem woke now. I don’t really want to pass as I’ll just be babysitting my partner who will no doubt  be a female.

I find out my results in a week.

-Adam

Dear Censored,

You probably heard that the UK Government has decided not to fully reopen on the 21st June, just like anyone paying attention knew they wouldn’t. So I thought I’d just let Downing Street know they can do with their mask, with their lockdowns and their vaccine!
I think it’s time to flee and escape to America. Any suggestions from you guys or the viewers?
Love you both more than friends. 
Regards

-Malcolm

Dear Censored,

I just want to say I am a huge fan of the show and a long time subscriber!  Gavin,  you have a gnack for keeping us entertained while you share current events and recent stories!  Ryan I always love hearing your thoughts and inputs from “behind the scenes” 😉  But I can’t help to notice you haven’t commented or mentioned  chicken go!?! what’s up with that?  🐔well hope you two can appreciate art when you see it!love always,

-Mindy

Dear Censored,

 Yes that is a word out here

-Beav

Dear Censored,

Hilarious movie you might enjoy if you haven’t seen it. Documentary from the same director of FUBAR


– Dustin

Dear Censored,

And if you do too then you’re a fag.

Good luck you little gay bitch 

-Jason

Dear Censored,

The epitome of clown world sticker pack 

-Tyler

Dear Censored,

That quote about the “road thereto” you always attribute to The Road,  a post apocalyptic novel. It’s actually contained in the book Blood Meridian, an epic novel by McCarthy from the 80s where pivotal scenes were in a saloon. 
Heels, 

-Citizen 

Dear Censored,

his last episode of Compound Censored was great.  Especially when you and Cumia were talking about the guy who robbed the CVS with little to no resistance.  I thought Cumia had a great diatribe, so great I made a quote out of it and wanted to see what you thought.
Also Gavin, I asked Jim on the latest Ballstream Blitz about having a debate with you on the which era of women are hotter.  I thought it would be a great Censored Presents.

-Will

Dear Censored,

Why are you gay” is a question I might soon have to ask my 8-year old and the answer is likely to be something like “I’m actually not gay, I’m a girl”…As you know, and 8-year old can’t relate to sex. Instead, when you put this sexualisation on their young minds, it becomes fashion. The cool thing to do. For the first time, my boy’s school (boys only school) has started pushing the LGBTQ+ /diversity/racism agenda. It seemed they were not bothered until Trump derangement changed the world into something that makes me feel like I’m in a scene of Invasion of the Body Snatchers – and now (as any other institution) they had to jump on the bandwagon and seemingly overcompensating to show how woke they are. This week they are encouraged to turn up in rainbow colours. In support of something that essentially is based on fucking.Apart from this, he is regularly saying “that’s racist” over benign things, tells me how Trump was crazy and even abandoning the main passion he and I shared for years – cars. He used to be obsessed, but climate change is creeping into every conversation. He is 8 and I already feel like we are drifting apart thanks to these fucking woke politics creeping into the the classroom.Yes, I could change schools – but it’s everywhere. At this rate, they are winning the battle as the new generation is completely brainwashed. I am still fighting back and correcting him according to my beliefs. I know it will have consequences for both him and I at some point, but giving up on my own child is not an option.


-Kessler

Dear Censored,

-Kyle

Dear Censored,

I have two videos that are absolute gold

https://www.tiktok.com/@teddyhodges/video/6954431814609947910?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6975148249583486470&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

and
Holy shit, you gotta start at 1:23, I had tears from laughing

-Tim

Dear Censored,

Your not that guy buddy

-Chris

Dear Censored,

I shit you not, this photo I took is candid. I took it this morning in the German city of Bochum (basically Germany’s Detroit). Yes, even here people start to adapt to the American sjw anti cop resentment bullshit. 
I am a street photographer but cannot publish this photo for obvious reasons.
Maybe you can show it on GOML.
I’d love to photograph you with you heels on.
Greetings from Germany, 

-Mike 

Dear Censored,

when Katsu left I assume this is exactly what was happening to Ryan growing up, it’s always annoying when your mom has a new boyfriend but I think her inviting 4 black men over to paint her face and film it for Pornhub might be a bit much. 

-James

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