DEAR CENSORED : LITERALLY HITLER

Dear Censored,

I have just seen a documentary that shows the fear of Joker face is not just confined to India, it was also prevalent in Europe during the Renaissance era. Check it out

-Matt

Dear Censored,

May be Ancient Chinese Secret but just saw this on social media and basically lost my shit.Let’s see how it hits you.
These kids leave messages on their ring doorbell for their dad who is deployed.

Ok. Keep up the good work Gentlemen!!!

-JP

I’m not crying, you’re crying. Fuck.

Dear Censored,

Lena Dunham wrote an essay called “Giving Up on Motherhood” that appears on the cover of Harper’s Magazine this month. In it, she makes the points that Gavin has been making for years now. Having reached the dead end of infertility, she seems to have begrudgingly accepted Gavin’s plainspoken wisdom. Between the lines, there is an admission that she was wrong and that modern leftism has failed women like Dunham.
The essay is behind a paywall, so I’m attaching a PDF. It’s worth reading in full and possibly doing a green screen. The essay begs for some G-Dawg parsing and commentary. I’ve also excerpted a passage below. 

-Kayvon

–What started as wanting to carry the child of the man I loved became wanting to have a child with a man who was willing to help me have one. Soon that became hiring a lawyer to draft a contract for a sperm-donor friend and calling a surrogate who came highly recommended by another celebrity. I was forced to admit just how much of it was about finishing what I started. I tried to have a child. Along the way, my body broke. My relationship did, too. In the process—because of it?—I became a functional junkie. I had lost my way, and a half-dozen eggs sitting in Midtown promised to lead me home.
Instead, each step took the process further from my body, my family, my reality. Each move was more expensive, more desperate, more lonely. I stopped being able to picture the ending…

There is a lot you can correct in life—you can end a relationship, get sober, get serious, say sorry—but you can’t force the universe to give you a baby that your body has told you all along was an impossibility. Weak animals die in the woods as their pack mates run ahead. Bad eggs don’t hatch. You can’t bend nature.

The irony is that knowing I cannot have a child—my ability to accept that and move on—may be the only reason I deserve to be anyone’s parent at all. I think I finally have something to teach somebody.

Dear Censored,

Hitler is back in power…and he’s black 

Dear Censored,

I have moved around the Midwest a bit (originally from Chicago) and I can tell you,  without reservation, that Indiana is the best state to raise a family.   In Chicago, as a father and husband starting a family, I was constantly broke and life sucked cock. My family moved around a bit for work until landing in Northern Indiana. Here, the cost of living is so much cheaper and quality of life so much better that I got completely out of debt, bought a nice house on a large plot of land, and live in the best school district in the state. More importantly, my 4 boys ride around in the neighborhood with a fucking gaggle of area children. Its rad as hell.  While the night life would suck a dick if I were 24 and not in college, as a 38 year old, I have my bar and a close group of friends. Chicago is an hour and a half drive if I want to see a show, but I don’t have to deal with the big city headaches on a daily basis. 
As for women, I have no fear my kids will get laid when the time comes. The mid range 6-8 is plentiful here; however, the high end is much less frequent than in a big city. I will likely have 2 of my 4 kids who will need to leave town to kind a suitably hot wife, but there are plenty to practice on first.
 Red state living restored my confidence in the ability of the system to treat you fairly. I dont fear being harassed by bureaucrats or limited by activist judges or lunatic liberals here. I don’t at all worry that my constitutional right will be curtailed here in the least. Moving away from a Illinois and into Indiana has given me piece of mind.
I cannot recommend Indiana enough. It might have been a bit too quiet when I was whoring and drinking my way through life (21-25), but has been the perfect place in which to settle down and raise a family.
Love your Indian Joker Face,

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

You are wrong about what you said regarding the cops and the orders they get.
I was born and raised in Israel and served in the Israeli army.

  1. Every Israeli kid learns in school, early on, that the most common defense of Nazi soldiers who were asked why they did what they did was “I was merely following orders”, and that one of the main reasons for the success of the Nazi operation was conformity. And maybe that’s why…
  2. One of the first things they teach in combat units in the Israeli army is how to distinguish between a “lawful order”, an “illegal order” and a “clearly illegal order”.

Thus, if you are ordered within your duty an “illegal” or a “clearly illegal” order (like targeting and shooing an innocent person), you can refuse the order and will be entitled to the defense you deserve in a military court if indeed it was an egregiously immoral order.

This is one of the tenets of the Israeli army (one of the values in the IDF is called “The Purity of Arms” which means that your weapon should be pure of blood of the innocent.

The “I am just following orders” line, always, leads to a dark path.

As you are, I am a staunch supporter of the police, but they will lose a lot of their supporters, me included, if they will cling to the “following orders” excuse.

There are lines in the sand that they should not cross.

Cheers,
-Oded

Dear Censored,

i watched your video from either monday or tuesday and how u said u feel nothing when seeing lady gaga even though u can see she is really attractive.
this might have to do with the fact she sold her soul to the devil. she is known buddy buddies with marina abramovic who is a elite satanist that is also friends with jay z, beyonce and the clintons. here is a video of gaga doing an “art piece” for marina, she is just lying on the floor for the first 40 seconds “singing” one note but watch the whole thing, very spooky (nsfw).
i wanna fuck you with my heals and socks on


-molly


https://vimeo.com/71919803

Dear Censored,

If you look at the Joe Rogan youtube page, you’ll see from the episode numbers that a lot were taken down besides just yours. 3 of the 4 Michael Malice episodes are down. The Anthony Cumia episode is down. Legion of Skanks episode. You get the idea. All of their episodes ARE still on spotify, I don’t know if yours is the only one that isn’t up there, but it’s very spooooky heh.

I like your new sunglasses.

-Kurt

Dear Censored,

Two Fag is back to preach to us about how white people stole land from the Indians. For being so proud of his heritage you’d think he would spend time living the lifestyle his ancestors did by hunting and fishing instead of shoving his face with Twinkies and bitching online like a stupid faggot. 


In the video he provides a link and says to teach your family about “land acknowledgement” to be a better ally and pay reparations. The website has you put in your zip code to find out who’s land you’re apparently on. Growing up in Western PA I learned about white settlers being murdered, kidnapped, and raped by war parties in the 1750s. Not exactly the peaceful Indians who taught whites how to farm and survive. White men fought and died to win the land that we live on. Now the same nations are importing African and middle eastern migrants to rape and destroy the native populations in our ancestral homelands. You mentioned a few times about the painting of Ft Dusquene at your house. It would be cool to see. 
I like your new sunglasses. 

-Rich
He also has more retarded videos like this

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ4h5K6j/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ4hsaM9/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ4hEane/

Dear Censored,

Mate…………”Monday Funday”………..”Tuesday Newsday”
It writes its fucking self! 
All the best lads
I like you more with your Heels on.

-Badger

Dear Censored,

 I think it’s time to realize that Ryan is not only the king of the fag zone, but he is also an energy vampire. It’s the only explanation for his inane excuses and ineptness. He’s sucking you dry show by show and you don’t even realize it.

-Amanda

Dear Censored,

Yesterday I was attacked by 5 BLM creatures  .. I was wearing my proud boy gear and a trump beanie … i walked out of 7/11 and was surrounded by them .. they told me to take of my jacket and beanie or they would stab me … I said no and the man girl creature pulled out a pretty big knife .. I’ve boxed and fought my whole hockey career .. so I fed a few a couple good shots and kicked the guy with the knife in the chest .. I got the knife threw it on the roof of the store.. after this 3 of them called the police they arrived within minutes … after the cop arrived they all started telling the same story ..that I jumped them and i stole thier knife .. after about 10 mins of them talking about how trans are vulnerable explaining their  pronouns and getting mad at the cop for saying “you guys ” they turned on the cop … the cop looked at me and mouthed the words RUN haha   it amazes me the arrogance these BLM have … I felt bad for the cop to be honest.. he was terrified to arrest them or even deal with them … back the blue is all I got to say .. they have such a shitty job these days ..  cops second guessing themselves is dangerous.. 
Cheers

-Matt

Dear Censored,

Check out this pathetic, cringeworthy commercial Discover put out. Wish I could have found the ad that came up on my Instagram, but this is the main video connected. Enjoy and fuck you ryan!

-Nick

Dear Censored,

BUTTERY CRIPSY FLAKE

-Pat

Dear Censored,

Can’t believe I never realized this before, but that “Panther” scene at the end of Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” video is the perfect embodiment of how BLM and AntiFa view themselves. 

I mean, I knew it was a statement against racism and everything (as well as a reference to the Black Panthers), but even the more subtle details align with the nuances of these so-called “anti-fascist” organizations. First, there’s the trivialization of a serious issue with MJ’s dick grabbing and whatnot, which is analogous to those leftist twerking protests we’ve been seeing. There’s also the gross willful ignorance about the opposition. Yes, there are white supremacists who will resort to graffiti (although, most of those occurrences in the blue cities tend to be fake hate crimes nowadays), but I doubt there would be a combination of anti-black, anti-Semitic and anti-Latino messaging all on the same car. My favorite is the “KKK rules” graffiti. Especially in 1991, I’m pretty sure no neo-Nazis were using that phrase whatsoever. Also pretty sure they weren’t too knowledgeable about proper inner-city graffiti fonts and motifs. It’s a lot like when Ray Donovan’s writers assumed a Proud Boys meetup with you was like receiving orders from that Cameron guy in American History X. Just completely out of touch and willfully ignorant.
Of course, when MJ is taking a crowbar to that parked car, he’s not really bashing racism. He’s actually bashing the car of a victim of racism. It’s parallel to when BLM and AntiFa torch a community center, vandalize shops, or threaten police departments that minority communities—like everyone else—actually need in order to live their everyday lives.
And then, after a night of extreme LARPing, they feel so accomplished and brave that they morph into a panther. A panther that needs to be captured by Animal Control and placed back into the zoo.
Like you more than a friend!

—Jeremy

Dear Censored,

I watched the ep last night until the internet went out so I started watching it again this morning. In the middle of the weird Joe Biden theory Gavin mentioned how it would be funny if he was shot in the middle of the theory only to then have the live stream cut out right before that joke. Pretty spooky.

-Tyler

Dear Censored,

kid friendly covid theme song

-Crimm

Dear Censored,

I heard the corn-fed Indiana guy on the show yesterday, had a Indiana band suggestion; Left Lane Cruiser. I’ve played with them many times, great blue collar type guys. This song in particular is about Stevens Point, WI. Weird, fun town with lots of house shows. Cheers.

Like you more than the fag capital of the world.

-Travis

Dear Censored,

I just watched How To Be A Man. Thanks for the comedy. I think I laughed the hardest when Mark was homeless and picked up the poo. Great work. -Worth the money.

-Moto


P.S. Fuck Ryan.

Dear Censored,

Many experts believe that the resident basically boiled from the inside out. They even found some residents who’s heads exploded. Its pretty freaking eerie. Kind of like the concrete shadows from the atomic bombs dropped on the half mother land of head samurai of the fagzone.

-Bryan

Dear Censored,

Dude you realize after you read your coo friends text about Biden’s ankle bracelet and Obama’s 1.5 billion dollar payoff, right after that your server or internet went down. Hmmmmmmmmmm coincidence? I think not. Stay safe cunt

-Todd

Dear Censored,

Take a trip into the ill mind of Hopsin. Lyrically sound.
Cheers from a fellow Canadian,
-Shahir

Dear Censored,

Since the cocksuckers ripped down the statues all summer during their incredibly peaceful riots, I think it’s high time we to put up some new ones, showing the heroes of 2020.

A statue of Sidney Powell, a statue of  Rudy Giuliani, a statue of Ryan on his knees sucking your penis, a statue of Donald Trump.

-Chris

Dear Censored,

check out this song that’s being used in Indian joker tik toks

-Venom

Dear Censored,

I also discovered the Pompeii scam a while ago, just when I was googling a bunch of stuff.  I also recently discovered that dinosaur bones do not actually exist.  It’s funny that the general knowledge will lead you to believe that they are real, and that the Pompeii bodies are real unless you look into it.  I have mentioned to several people that dinosaur bones aren’t real, and they laugh at me at first as though I am an idiot, until they look it up for themselves.  It is interesting also, that when you read an article on it, the people trying to perpetuate the lie say “ that’s ridiculous, of course they are real!  well, not exactly but…”  I’m not saying that dinosaurs didn’t exist, I don’t know if they did or not, but I find it very interesting that people seem to have some sort of stake in perpetuating the lies about dinosaur bones, Pompeii, etc.

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Look at how cringe this “comedy” is. I don’t even know what’s happening. 

Best regards,

-Noah

Dear Censored,

Fuck that caller from Wednesday’s call in show !!! REO Speedwagon is from Illinois. Champaign, Illinois to be exact. That fucker is trying to steal our bands ?!? FUCK HIM !! You want to know an example of a band from Indiana ? John Cougar Mellancamp is the only rock band I can think of from Indiana. Illinois is way cooler than Indiana. We raise more corn than Indiana, and we are number one in soy beans. There’s TONS of hot pieces of ass in Illinois too !!

-Jodie

Dear Censored,

 just finished watching trump card by dinesh d’souza  and uncle tom by larry elder… Holy fuck we need to lock up half this country  force them to watch both…  atleast these liberal fucking idiots … check them out brother God bless 

-Matt

Dear Censored,

Charles Hood, who has been fire chief in San Antonio for 13yrs, was photographed eating sushi off a naked woman in January at a firefighter’s birthday party.
(“Serving sushi on a naked woman, otherwise known as “body sushi” or “naked sushi,” is part of the Japanese practice of nyotaimori, according to a report from The Associated Press.”)
He wasn’t fired, but peep the “Action Plan” Chief Hood was “directed” to come up with.
I attached the infamous photo and the letter bullet-pointing the action plan.
Cheers,

-Chris

Here’s the link to the news story for reference:

https://www.ksat.com/news/defenders/2020/12/01/safd-chief-violated-rules-by-posing-for-photo-of-him-eating-sushi-off-nude-woman-investigation-finds/

Dear Censored,

An 11 year old boy shot himself in the head while on a class zoom call. One of the most morbid things you can imagine. 
Yet, check out the headline of the article…“11-year-old dies after shooting during Zoom class in San Joaquin County….” They dare not title this article with the words, “suicide” and “11 year-old.” 
Pretty good chance you’ll never hear of this from the most locked down state in our country. You don’t want to spoil the narrative. That’s bad for business.
(full article below image)
What on earth have we done to the children of this generation. How could an 11-year old face troubles in life that would lead him to consider taking his own life?

-Grey

Dear Censored,

Everytime you did your joker face, I burst out laughing. It’s just so retarded lmao.

But that song is just a remix/cover of a real French song, Derniere Danse by Indila.

Je remue le ciel, le jour, la nuit
Je danse avec le vent, la pluie

According to Google translate:I move the sky, day, night
I dance with the wind, the rain

Let me fuck you with your new joker face on,

-Nate

Dear Censored,

I was on hold for an hour when that cut off happened and its crazy once you started talking “inside baseball” about Germany, Egypt, ankle bracelet, etc. The stream goes down and I swear to God my phone couldnt access anything on the internet then it straight up locked me out. I initially thought “cool LARP but no way…” about them theories then that stuff happened and its got me on edge worse than Afghanistan (Seth Rich anyone?). Was just wondering where the BBQT episode went but now I’m praying y’all aren’t on the way to a blacksite. 

-Caleb

Dear Censored,

More businesses defy lockdown

-Sporq

Dear Censored,

Gavin, I am VERY happily married -but you are so my type. Bearded (because you have a weak chin), dark rimmed glasses, not particularly impressive shoulders and frankly…dad bod. ALSO like my husband I find you charming and fun. Perfect- except you both drink too much.

So for the love of God PLEASE stop with that hideous Asian dork face. Literally, I can feel my loins recoiling.

Because my husband is so much like you-he must have predicted my revulsion and sent me a clip of you doing this today. Then – I watched your show tonight and I have to keep covering my eyes! Literally.

Please don’t continue to ruin my evenings with that fugly cringe face.

Ryan please, I know you can find a way to fuck this new trend up.

Gavin I like you more than a friend

Ryan, friend is good.

❤

️Rebecca.

Dear Censored,

“Live PD: Most Viewed Moments from Greene County, Missouri | A&E” on YouTube Skip to 9:04 drunk lady 

-Ayh

https://youtu.be/HJyMIjmvp7w

Dear Censored,

THE BEST CAR CHASE EVER

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Here’s another patriotic small business for you. Prime fitness in Oxford, MA has been defying lockdown and mask orders ever since the beginning, There are a few real Americans left. 

-Brian

https://www.facebook.com/PrimeSupplementsAndNutrition

Dear Censored,

My girlfriend is from Joburg (South Africa), luckily her family had the good sense to flee the country as it economically went off a cliff due to its Marxist government and then, as you well know, the genocides began. 
The other day she was talking to her father about how the South African government wants to mandate that everyone pay their TV license (which I assume you are familiar with being from Canada), just to watch Netflix. 
I was hopeful when Boris Johnson here in the UK talked about possibly abloshing the BBC license fee, but it seems like that went no where. 
This level of governmental power doesn’t seem to be alarming anymore.You can’t make this shit up. Link to article below.


https://businesstech.co.za/news/technology/451262/government-pushes-ahead-with-tv-licences-for-netflix-and-other-changes/

-Callum

Dear Censored,

My theory for why your first podcast was removed from Youtube and not brought over to Joe’s new platform is because Joe drops an N-Bomb during it. Just my theory, but who knows. Have a good one guys Merry Christmas

-Mark

Dear Censored,

Marxist-ized nongendered pronoun TRUST FUND BABIES are funding antifa, protest signs, etc

From the article: With that on their mind, Mx. Delahunt gives away $10,000 a month, divided between 50 small organizations, most of which have an anticapitalist mission and in some way tackle the externalities of discount shopping. (Mx. Delahunt takes nongendered pronouns.)
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/27/style/trust-fund-activism-resouce-generation.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

-Jason

Dear Censored,

Just checking you saw in the Michigan Committee hearing with Guliani that he called a democrat vote supervisor a ‘shemale’? Could be great for a clip. Check it here:
https://rumble.com/vbjy82-rudy-guliana-calls-democrat-vote-counter-a-shemale.html

Love u guys xox

-Cambel

Dear Censored,

Gavin, ROC (Republic of China) is Taiwan, not Mainland China. China is the PRC (People’s Republic of China). And for the love of God, stop saying that India is close to the Caucasus mountains, it’s NOT!
India is 2521 miles from the fucking mountains, while Turkey and Iran are bordering it. The entire Middle East is closer to the mountains than no toilet having country called India.

Like you more than a friend

-Omar

Dear Censored,

ou’ve seen this walk off knockout punch from the UFC

-Pat

@ufc on Instagram: “Brought the power from the floor � Should @Cody_NoLove be nominated for KO of the Year? [ � #UFCHonors Presented by @ToyoTires ]”

Dear Censored,

I heard a nostalgic song the other day, a song I really liked way back what feels like centuries ago in the 1990’s.
“If you tolerate this then your children will be next” by the Manic street preachers.
I at first noticed the title and thought how fitting it was to what is going on right now, then I listened to the lyrics and thought it was very spooky, (cue the clip Ryan) especially the opening two lines.
I would imagine the band were probably SJW types, but who knows.  Interesting though, because if we tolerate this, there is no doubt our children will be next.  
You are one of the best soldiers out there fighting the good fight Gav, rallying the troops.  You are a great General, and you will go down in history as one of the people who helped save our world from the attempted socialist takeover.

The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold
“So if I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot fascists”Bullets for your brain today
But we’ll forget it all again
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonderAnd if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, will be next, will be nextGravity keeps my head down
Or is it maybe shame
At being so young and being so vainHoles in your head today
But I’m a pacifist
I’ve walked La Ramblas but not with real intentAnd if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, will be next, will be next, yeah will be nextAnd on the street tonight
An old man plays with newspaper cuttings of his glory daysAnd if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, will be next, will be next

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Correct Kim Taylor Bennett is unreal we can all agree on that.
Have you seen her Vice documentary about the NYC lawyer Howard Greenberg? 
He is very interesting. 

Interview him in the new studio in the bar section, where you will be interviewing normal non celebrity working people. 
This is a suggestion don’t burn it or burn it I don’t really care.
Keep up the good work.
Stuart from Ware,Hertfordshire, UK
Back to Gavin in the Studio 

-Stuart

Dear Censored,

Just encase you haven’t heard. Mac’s bar owner got arrested last night.

https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2020-12-02-nyc-bar-owner-cuffed-arrested-for-defying-government-by-simply-opening/

Don’t let me do shots or coke,

-Michael

Dear Censored,

On S03E42 – OUTTA PRISON of GOML, you mentioned that your record label once signed a band named Vietnam/Vietnom. Did you mean the DMS band Vietnom? If so, I’d love to hear some stories as I’ve had some great times seeing them and doing bundles of blow at the Superbowl of Hardcore, now called the Black N Blue Bowl every spring in NYC.
Here’s some Vietnom whose lyrics I think you’d appreciate:

Don’t let me do shots or coke,

-Paul

Dear Censored,

Am I gay because I like this fag joker song unironically? 

-Mario

Dear Censored,

Apparently Censored.TV ‘s talent are known Nazis. Are you worried you will be whacked by Kamala’s re-education squad? I sure hope not. But let’s hope Trump can pull a squeaker.

-Hugh

Dear Censored,

In reality, this is exactly what Gavin looks like while attempting to be the “Indian Joker.” 
Time Stamp 2:50
Gavins nipples look very pink when the camera is on “auto shade.”

-Grey

Dear Censored,

Your presentation on the trans presentation made me sad because I have two little sisters (11 and 7) and I really hope they don’t fall for this crap. It’s like the easy way out for not dealing with being gay or just being interested in different things that aren’t “girl things.”  Or honestly just being easily susceptible to propaganda.

I want them to get married and have kids and be happy. How do I make sure they don’t fall for this shit?

Like you more than a friend,

-Brandon

Dear Censored,

Check out this site I just learned about. Apparently you can become a Lord or Lady of Scotland through a tiny purchase of land, 1 square foot. It sounded really cool and if you haven’t heard about it I think you should look into it!
The link below will take you to the site.

-Grant

https://establishedtitles.com/

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