GOML SHOW NOTES – $69M SEX

Melinda Gates had sex with Bill Gates about $1,000 times which works out to about $69,000,000 for every time she had sex with him. 

Opening song
The Minutemen
11
https://youtu.be/KxjEi4tgvU0

BOOK
Our Band Could be Your Life
from this Minutemen song
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https://youtu.be/aUYqqGXuYcY
History Lesson Pt 2

FIREHOSE
Mike Watt had a second act
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https://youtu.be/4ysQ1duhNeY

Was going to use this
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https://www.instagram.com/tv/COcUgO-hmRm/?igshid=1j6keikkhmx0a
new band from Australia – again

Please stop sending me Tom MacDonald videos
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https://youtu.be/koO35JqBQMI
It’s not my thing. Also, stop Fucking asking us why we’re building a studio and moving at the same time. AND STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE KENNY VS SPENNY EPISODE. How did that come about? Fuck you! That’s how it came about. And stop sending mail bag questions to my personal email. We’re not friends. 

ANTIFA / BLM
UPDATE: Here are the psychos on a rampage and the weirdo fighting back
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https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1388598266938347521?s=11

PROUD BOYS
Disbanded? Who says
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https://twitter.com/meidastouch/status/1389225151791730691?s=11
I asked around. Nobody knows who made the announcement. All the Canada guys quit Telegram because it’s infiltrated by journo snitches

Look at them all accept a random Telegram post as a fact
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https://twitter.com/antihateca/status/1389237256624427010?s=11
“the families”? what are you talking about Kyle
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1389210636240965633?s=11

Look at this absolute pussy. His job is to snitch on Jan 6. Nice vocation.
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https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1389269765856940037?s=11
read that letter. It’s amateur hour.

FEMINISM
GREEN SCREEN
Richest women in the world
Average $56m / fuck
GREEN SCREEN
THE FIVE RICHEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD

SEX IN MARRIAGE
https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/how-often-do-normal-couples-have-sex#The-Average
Pre-marriage fucks don’t count. Those are fuckvestments
First 5 years is 2.5x a week (650)
5-10 kids arrive so it goes down to 1 week (260)
10-20 kids are around and aware. Goes down to 1 / month (120)
TOTAL FOR FIRST 20 YEARS = 1,030
20+ if the marriage is going bad. It’s 2/yr
CONCLUSION: Most women only want to be fucked 1,000 times. 

THE TOP FIVE RICHEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD
1- THE GRANDDAUGHTER OF EUGENE SCHUELLER
Françoise Bettencourt Meyers (grandfather created L’Oreal)
$82B
Never fucked her grandfather
ALL GRAVY!

2- THE WIFE OF BILL GATESMelinda Gates $73Bmarried 27 years = 1,044 fucks$69,923,371 / fuckGOOD DEAL!https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/india/revealed-how-will-bill-gates-and-his-wife-melinda-gates-separate-their-worth-of-24146-billion-check-all-details-here/ar-BB1glm7G

3- THE WIFE OF DAVID KOCHJulia Koch $62.7 BMarried 23 years = 1,036 fucks (but marriage was going well so we’ll up that to 2,000)$60,521,235 / fuckAMAZING DEAL!

4- THE DAUGHTER OF SAM WALTONAlice Walton$62 BNever fucked her dadALL GRAVY!

5- THE WIFE OF JEFF BEZOSMackenzie Bezos$43 BMarried 25 years = 1,040 fucks$41,346,153 / fuckWORTH IT!

Meghan thee stallion’s dad- er mom

“I’m turning 40” 21https://www.instagram.com/tv/CObdjU5l3UI/?igshid=cgktljpf0pieyou fucked up. No kids. (Look at Sarah’s face)
Not having kids to save the planet. Uh, it’s QUALITY not QUANTITY, ladies. 22https://www.stylist.co.uk/long-reads/child-free-women-not-having-children-climate-change-environment-planet-earth/2198152:2423https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-43699464

FUCK THE POLICE
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https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1389383332497068034?s=11
Look at the stupid bitches they have to deal with. “You’re a murderer”
David Daleidan facing prison for exposing Planned Parenthood31
https://secure.anedot.com/thomasmoresociety/cccd4d7272e57c85e0a6a?utm_source=TMS&utm_medium=PS&utm_content=CR&utm_campaign=20210503-TMS-BM-CR-DT&utm_term=hard32https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-david-daleiden-fight-195000-video-fine?utm_campaign=p_cp_url&utm_medium=os&utm_source=customer33https://www.fcdflegal.org/category/case/david-daleiden/

MY PET BIDEN
Possibly the funniest photo of all time
33A
https://twitter.com/petermaer/status/1389395010651623430?s=11
Computer speaks better Biden than me
33B https://www.instagram.com/p/CObIVbTHBkA/?igshid=1v6dhik4m4xey
34 https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1388243377716699137?s=11
what is he talking about? Imagine 50-year-old Biden could see this guy? 
is this his grandson? What’s with the hand over the mouth?
35 https://streamable.com/t/dtunbd
is he a rapist? How did his son die? How did his wife die? DATELINE!Oh, brain cancer? Oh. She was hit by a tractor trailer? Oh.

COVID
Mount Real is lit! Don’t fuck with lazy people’s leisure
36 https://twitter.com/themarieoakes/status/1388647545409245186?s=11
that’s all the Pepsis got
You get the numbers up by making the test more sensitive.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COS1rWmjfV-/?igshid=1xvjntn5i5f9q
This is the only chart that matters: crude death rate. It’s 8.8/1000 every Fucking year
38 https://knoema.com/atlas/United-States-of-America/Death-rate
They say we’re 260k higher with Covid. That’s 0.08% of the American population.
39 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/verify-comparing-total-deaths-from-2020-to-2019-and-2018/ar-BB1bJgCo
Data is provided through the 48th week of 2020. So far this year, the CDC reports that 2,877,601 people have died. At the same point in 2018, the number was 2,606,928, and in 2019, it was 2,614,950. The number of deaths to this point in 2020 is at least 260,000 greater than either of the past two years.

IT’S ALL OLDS AND FATS
40 https://twitter.com/wil_da_beast630/status/1389342667130216449?s=11

MAIL BAG https://www.instagram.com/p/COdfqDIAb3j/?igshid=16eggtx80utl
Dear Gavin,
I was looking into the shootings at Kent State in 1970 since the media loves to parade it around as one of the worst atrocities ever committed by our government and I found some interesting things. At first I thought the National Guard shot them just because they were a bunch of violent communists burning down buildings and attacking police like antifa but then I discovered this guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Norman
He was one of the students throwing rocks at the cops and also happened to be an FBI informant who was the only person other than the National Guard who had a firearm on the scene. Forensic analysis showed his gun had been fired and he even said he had fired it and then later recanted. The FBI lied to the public and claimed they had no relationship with him. I think this asshole fired the first shot and spooked the Guard into returning fire. Seems like something worth looking into.
-Dave
Hey Gavin and Ryan,

You asked who watches your show? I’m a 36 year old female physician and I’ve been a fan since you appeared on Rebel Media. I mistakenly introduced my husband and 77 year old Dad, who still talks about your bit about soakers, now I’m the third wheel. My husband was astonished when I bought the Censored.tv subscription because like most physicians I’m cheap as fuck and I never pay for subscription TV shows. Keep up the good work!! 

Can you please do an Indian joker face for old time’s sake? It is my bad day pick me up.

Christy 

PS You were a douche when I emailed your personal email by mistake the first time. 🖕🏽 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XpoYWROw5BY
Guys! You’re still wondering where “fuck you dad” comes from? I sent you an email about it BEFORE your 100th where’d-it-come-from episode (would have fit right in there) and THEN you guys did a “deep dive” in the mailbag so I assumed you saw it and ignored it. You have hurt me today. Anyway, it is from the 1994 film “Blown Away” with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones. The line is from the scene where Jones beats up Lloyd Bridges in a bar, and calls him “dad” (as in “old man”) and Lloyd says “fuck you, dad!” as a mocking retort. Sorry, there are no actual dads involved. Here’s the clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMjv2_D_LWE

Hey Gav, Fuck Ryan,
In yesterdays show where you briefly showed an old naked man at the beach, I immediately knew who it was. 
It was not a world banker, instead it was a Florida Famous mentally ill boomer named Ruby Slippers (who is most likely is a pedophile.)  Ruby lives at the beach. He lived on Clearwater beach in 2014 and was very popular to the local teenagers who enjoyed his entertainment. All you had to say was “Ruby Slippers” and he would go into a trance and say “your wish is my command.”  Then you could make him do whatever you wanted. I linked a twitter account and some vine videos. I believe that must be him at another beach in Florida because I haven’t seen him around Clearwater for the past 5 years.  I guess the old bastard is still somewhere in Florida showing his balls to teenage girls in bikinis. Anyways cheers and tell more of your liberal NewYork friends NOT to move to Florida, us Floridians would appreciate they don’t fuck our state like they did Georgia and soon to be fucked Texas. 

https://twitter.com/rubyslipperszzz?s=20

https://vine.co/v/hAggJuuTMeq

https://v.cdn.vine.co/v/videos/248F7C75-F5F9-4767-B24D-A7F68BC0E675-2893-000000E66C6DA9E5_1.1.mp4?versionId=6GFDdBd.14SVqT4VkYrQN_qu5jdwx99e

Hey Gavin and Ryan check out Wheeler Walker Jr’s response to the cancel mob https://youtu.be/6gRtwyGFdog
Also, this dude Gus Johnson has “the sprinkles”https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU

Anthony
Eyyyyy thanks for the shoutout last night. I think you should make me the DJ for the show. The music is getting stale. Needs more edge, especially for those of us that aren’t listening from a farm in Iowa. 
And no, I’m not mad that you didn’t read my letter. Prick.
Techno is the New Punk. 
ENjOy LaDs. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPpprVMmOE

This is funny:https://youtu.be/XqqWiA-WZs8

Thought you’d get a kick out of this.

G&R – Good evening gentlemen.  I’m writing this fresh off of leaving my 1st born’s high school senior year honor awards ceremony.
She, along with her great group of over-achieving friends (they consist of a mix of races, religious backgrounds, genders, classes, etc), were honored tonight for the well deserved merits of their hard work. Many of them earned ‘ropes’ and awards for their accomplishments of earning and maintaining a 3.5+ GPA throughout their 4 years of high school, in addition to other specific and worthwhile achievements.  This was the actual meritocracy-focused portion of the ceremony.  
They blitzed through announcing this majority of students in about 20-30 minutes.
But then came the remaining 90+ minutes of what you could refer to as the ‘bigotry of low expectations’ portion of the event. 
One of these processions in particular stuck out. A group of students were awarded a rope for showing they learned a 2nd language, with proven proficiently, and some of them probably did work very hard to achieve this. But an unavoidable pattern soon became apparent…
1.  The majority of the recipients of this honor were latino.2.  The 5 or so non-latino out of 30 or so students awarded mastered French or German.3.  The entirety of latino students mastered… *drum roll* …SPANISH! And I’m guessing grew up in bilingual spanish/english households. 4.  No latino student in this group mastered a ‘2nd language’ other than spanish.5.  The 5 or so non-latino students earned one or more achievements in the afore mentioned categories, but…6.  The majority of the latino ‘bilingual master’ students earned no other ropes or honors for anything else. Meaning, they did not meet any other GPA/athletic/extracurricular achievements throughout their 4 years, but still earned this special rope for this one thing.
The BAWLs fawned over this group and insisted on obnoxiously overdone applause, of course, but wouldn’t give a single clap to the white boy who won a mathematics honor for maintaining simultaneous A+ grades in advanced-placement Stats/Calculus/Physics (who will likely be working for NASA or SpaceX in 4 years), nor the wheelchair-bound white boy who won awards for excellence in audio/video production. Or even the black girl who was honored as the business student of the year (her adoptive parents are white and run a successful business).
Witnessing this was no surprise. Just sad. The left is so disgustingly culty, cunty, and deserve NOTHING because they do NOTHING productive. Jealous, ugly, miserable, noisy, sexless, unfun ghoulies. Unfortunately, my wife has befriended a couple of them, or should I say captured by them, and I now have to fight daily to counteract the brainwashing they inflict upon her.  I feel outnumbered. I have no patience or energy for this bullshit… *Sigh*
Wish me luck.
 Thanks for all you do. Godspeed, homos.
-J

Hey Gav, 
First, thank you for your service. 
Second, please tell us who makes your suits again. I know you’ve mentioned it before, but I forgot to save the information. 

👌🏻 

Best,
Jack

ANSWER: https://www.nitafashions.com/

FINAL VIDEO
5 second films
41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqqWiA-WZs8&feature=youtu.be
Switzerland
42 https://twitter.com/petitenicoco/status/1389012883846148099?s=11
Armored car robbery. Talk about adrenaline control
43 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9aOf9_1619804277

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