GOML SHOW NOTES – HOW TO FIGHT BACK

Another song that dies
That Ain’t Workin’ – Dire Straits
https://youtu.be/lAD6Obi7Cag
Becomes so boring and lame after a kickass intro
He’s Glaswegian just like Malcolm Young ACDC

https://tinyurl.com/hd6k5urf

Thunderstruck doesn’t do that. It lives up to the shredding intro

New t-shirt idea. Ryan in sunglasses with
MOM CULTURE
IS AWESOME!

VERY PRETTY LADY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=76520,filename=abcd.jpg

LOTUS
banned from Censored
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQU0lJYtuoR/?utm_medium=share_sheet

CROWDER VS H3H
Brings on Sam Seder as an ambush
https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1407039933647368194?s=11
10:49
Sam Seder has been trying to debate Crowder for years because it’s clout. Crowder has 5 times the subs and he’s been refusing to take the bait forever.
https://youtu.be/WOEV8lIiJ0I
-7:54

David Pakman (a poor man’s Sam Seder which is rough)
https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1407149990863114243
Says Crowder ran and hid. Ethan did it first, dummy.

PEDO NATION
Most popular video on TikTok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0y59TyB2_w
Ethan Klein just had her on
https://youtu.be/fXFxVnIrPTc
32m subs. All acting like a cute 10-year-old
This video has 191m views
https://youtu.be/FLGCGc7sAUw

what is it with slightly Asian woman being cross eyed and sticking their tongues out? It’s a weird pedo vibe
Speaking of which. This is the highest paid whore in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDSj09aCi0
How painfully sad is this? She was clearly raped by her father and can now have sex with anyone without feeling anything. Now she pretends she’s a kid and appeases pedophiles. How dark can you get? This is the kind of thing Vice portrays as totally rad. “This is a valid career.” Wrong.

GUEST
Artur Pawlowski
https://www.wfmz.com/news/pr_newswire/pr_newswire_health/artur-pawlowski-renowned-canadian-pastor-embarks-on-us-tour-starting-at-the-rally-to-reopen/article_8a338974-25c2-519e-aab3-be2a46993328.html

GREEN SCREEN
THE FIVE RACES OF AMERICA
They say America is racist but Chinese, Lebanese, Kamala Harris etc. get treated great AKA like whites. In other words, they’re white. So who isn’t white? Oh about 10% of the population.

1- WHITES
If you have to tell people you’re not white, you’re white. Everyone in America is basically white. There is ONE group who can complain about racism and they’re behaving really badly these days so I’m done talking about it. Here’s why racism is not a thing…

WHITES
1A- NORMAL WHITES
https://youtu.be/PG3-xG6yncc
Everyone hates them. I’m not sure why. They’re pretty good people and they invented pretty much everything.

1B- REDNECKS
https://youtu.be/VX_VKDdnFsI
Everyone hates them too and they don’t give a shit.

WHITES WITH PRIVILEGE
1C- JEWS
1C a- JINOS

We realize the far right sees these as saboteurs but they’re really ethnomasochists. Elite whites hate themselves and are prone to self destruction. Jews tend to have higher IQs (cultural thing that has genetic ramifications throughout the generations) so they are disproportionately represented in the elite white category. Elite white Christians are also saboteurs.
1C b- ORTHODOX, HASIDIC ETC.

Different category of whites. Like Germans or Scotsmen or Amish. JINOs like to pretend they’re black but they’re just Christians who don’t believe Jesus did miracles. Very minor difference.
https://youtu.be/kNnqAO-i0LA

1D- LEBANESE, EAST INDIANS ETC.
-Lebanese etc. Immigrants who come here and do well are white. Like…
East Indians
https://youtu.be/zx8JSlspL9o?t=1108

1E- WHITE HISPANICS
Mestizos.
These people are white. Guillermo Del Torro had nannies wipe his ass. He never did his own laundry or take out the garbage. He’s white.
https://youtu.be/u5-B8FCPV8E

1F- WHITE ASIANS
White Asians lead the exact same life as whites (but better) and have very minor cultural differences.
https://youtu.be/VXOtCiNAJpM
Every time they talk about their “culture” it’s how out of touch / strict / Chinese etc. their FOB parents are

1G- WHITE BLACKS
Kamala Harris is white. She has never been mistreated because of her race. If anything, it’s been a huge benefit. When black men grow up in white neighborhoods they get INCREDIBLY laid.
WORTH NOTING: All blacks of all stripes from all backgrounds are “woke.” They all like rap and think America is racist. Black conservatives don’t exist to any statistically relevant degree. 99% voted for Obama.
-white Native Americans. My kids. People will have to ask what race they are and when they find out, they’ll think it’s cool. No suffering there.
https://youtu.be/EeF8_UcrDz0?t=126
Remember this guy? His career is doing fine despite endless sexual assault allegations
https://www.thedailybeast.com/black-ish-star-anthony-andersons-disturbing-history-of-sexual-assault-allegations
That’s white privilege

2- NATIVE AMERICANS
Living on the rez.
Did have it very bad and do have the right to complain but they’re all but extinct. The few who are left are self-segregated in specific areas and all but removed themselves from the American conversation.
https://youtu.be/Zmp7mEh-VWI
I like these guys. They’re funny.

3- ASIANS
-FOBs
Not hated by anyone. Victims of black hate crimes but so is everyone vulnerable. Not even racists care about FOBs.
https://youtu.be/LvL49KL-lGU

4- HISPANICS
-the little illegals who don’t speak English and do your lawn. They are arguable seen as “less than” by racists but the animosity is more about open borders than the actual people. Besides, they came to this country very recently. There is no slavery or “coolies building the railroads” or “Native American kids separated from their families”
https://youtu.be/TKj8ev4LmB4

5- BLACKS
-ghetto blacks.
THIS IS THE ONLY GROUP THAT CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT RACISM!
Yes, they had Jim Crow. Yes they had slavery. Let’s isolate this retarded subject and stick it here.
This is the ONLY place the discussion should be. They have a history in this country that they have a right to be angry about but NOBODY ELSE DOES. Also, there is some serious culpability today with the state of black America in 2021.
https://twitter.com/Anthea06274890/status/1406897114639175681

GUESTS
CAPP
Citizens Against Political Persecution
Randy Ireland and Cara Castronuova

https://citizensapp.us/

MAIL BAG
I regret to inform you
Hi fellas,

Unfortunately, I will not be able to continue to subscribe. I still like you more than a friend, but there is a chat server which shares your domain name which is run by a bunch of churchladies wearing pepe masks. That in and of itself wouldn’t have been too bad, except that they banned one of censored’s creators (Lotus) as well as a bunch of others that I didn’t think deserved it. I know the sentiment there is “it’s not part of censored”, but If you’re not affiliated with them, then they shouldn’t be using your domain, and creators shouldn’t be basing content off of it. In any case, I won’t be affected by this now that I’m unsubbing. I wish there was some alternative, but every time I watch one of your shows now, I’m going to be reminded of this bullshit and I’d like to just move on at this point.

Best of luck!
Greg

-Gavins a chicken
…well, a rooster.

Hey Captain Peepants and The Pube-fro Wonder,

The other night, I’m sitting on my couch watching GOML and my 3-year-old comes out of his room talking about some noise he heard. I tell him to come to sit with me for a minute and let him watch, with my finger on the mute button.

All was good and every time Gavin got mad at Ryan, the kid started cracking up and saying “The rooster is so funny!” I put him to bed after sealing off his compressed force field (thanks Gav), but later I was thinking “What the hell was that rooster shit?”

I let him look at animals on my computer sometimes, so I googled “Cartoon rooster” and came across this gem. The resemblance is uncanny. I tried to find the source but it was all in Spanish. I think it’s a Mexican cartoon from the 1920s. If I was a methhead I would tie this in to the fact that the club Gav created has a Rooster for a mascot.

Congrats on the new studio,

Wild Bill

-Bad Grammar

I don’t know if it’s just my retarded FB friends, or if this truly is an epidemic. Have you noticed people constantly using the terms “could of, would of, or should of”? Instead of “would have/would’ve” it drives me insane!

-Dominican bodegas
I’m a week behind on your show but you are exactly right about Dominican BODEGAS. when I was younger I rented a room from a Dominican / PR family and the Dominican uncle had no job other than finding electronics and other tools with a motor to send back to the DR.

-Transgender Boxing

Hey Gav and Ry-Guy,

What are the chances you could take this lady in the ring, Gav? Apparently no one will fight her. Maybe Ryan and his faggy right hook could get lucky, in more ways than one.

Also, this is another example of letting your notes and diary become your article. I’ll save you the trouble for looking up for the author, Samuel Braslow; here he is, as expected, in all his glory:

-For Gavin
Hey Gavin, you probably got this question before but when you do move down south, what becomes of Compound Censored? Would you be doing it via Zoom calls? I’d hate to see this epic dynamic duo series come to an end.

Like you more than a friend

-Cool mind trick

Dear Gavin and Ryan,
I know you’ve seen the green needle/brain needle one, but this one is even better. Though for me it boiled down to the embarrassing one.

Thanks,
Adam.

-New Studio

Hi Guys,

I love the new studio but the camera seemed to make Gavin too red. I also had a question about Gary. I’ve never been to New York but you guys found him loitering around your old studio so now that you’ve moved will he be expected to travel to the new location or is someone going to go pick him up? I don’t know if it’s a far distance but obviously homeless people are notoriously unreliable so I was curious. I hope we will still have a Gary’s Mailbag show on Censored. Thanks and keep up the great work!

P.S. You really gotta check out Tom Macdonald. You probably haven’t heard of him yet.

-Vincent Gallo Would Be Awesome
Hey Gavin,

I think having the great Vincent Gallo on the show would be very interesting. He is a hardcore conservative and very outspoken about his views. (as I’m sure you know) maybe a call-in would be nice as he seems very reserved and hasn’t been seen in the spotlight in some years. As of the past 6 months though he joined Instagram and posts great art about how much he hates liberals and their twisted ideology. Anyways, I think the conversation would be out of this world. I feel like you two are a match made in heaven. Love the show and what you guys are doing. Keep up the food fight!

Best,
D. LaQuake
**HE’S AT THE BEGINNING OF OUR SHOW “PRINCE VINCE”

-Ryan’s hair
G dog. How much would we all have to donate for you to set Ryan’s hair on fire? I can go from loving Ryan to hating him in less then a second.

FINAL VIDEO
https://youtu.be/s43EW0oiVhM

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