The United States Postal Service may have help on the way in the unlikely form of an aged pop star–Cher. In a series of odd tweets Wednesday, the 74-year-old left-wing millionaire inquired about volunteering at her local post office.
“Can ppl volunteer at post office!?” Cher asked her 3.8 million followers.
“NO, IM NO KIDDING… COULD I VOLUNTEER AT MY POST OFFICE !?” the singer of “I Got You Babe” followed up in all-caps an hour later.
“IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH POST OFFICE,” the diva demanded minutes after that.
Cher then announced to fans on social media that she had spent her day doing a little digging on her own by calling numerous post offices in her area to get more particulars on her newest venture. “OK, Called 2 post offices In Malibu. They were polite,” she wrote on Twitter. “I said ‘Hi This Is Cher, & I Would like to know If you ever take Volunteers!?”
“Lady Said She Didn’t Know & Gave Me # Of Supervisor,” Cher added. “I Called & Said Hi This is Cher Do U Accept volunteers. ‘NO, Need Fingerprints & Background Check.'”
Cher’s sudden interest in the postal service came following news of President Trump saying that financial support for mail-in ballots and the USPS are concerns in a deal between Republicans and Democrats regarding the next round of COVID-19 assistance.
Just last weekend Cher raised eyebrows again on social media when she appeared to fantasize about Trump’s death, saying she wished the ground “opens” while the president speaks at Gettysburg during next week’s Republican National Convention, so that “we never see him again.”
“IF 4 TIME DRAFT DODGER HAS THE MENDACITY 2 STEP A TOE ON GETTYSBURG,NATIONAL CEMETERY, TRYS 2 MAKE SPEACH, COMPARES HIMSELF 2 LINCOLN, HOPE GROUND OPENS, & WE NEVER SEE HIS UGLY FACE AGAIN,” she posted. “trump says ‘I’M WAR TIME PRESIDENT’. HARRIET COULD KICK HIS ASS & LED BLK SOLDIERS IN UNION ARMY.”
Trump toyed with the idea of accepting the Republican nomination at Gettysburg in Pennsylvania, before verifying that he would accept the bid for his second term from the Oval Office instead.
In the meantime, Cher has aggressively flung her support behind Democrat nominee Joe Biden. The singer has also been spending time in her golden years waxing-fantastic about conspiracy theories regarding the pandemic, according to Breitbart, and putting the country’s misfortunes at the feet of the president by stating that she thinks Donald Trump “kills Americans without a thought.”
Last year, in a now deleted tweet reported by Newsweek, the Oscar-winner refused to issue an apology after wishing Trump would get sexually assaulted as the “toy boy of Big Bubba” in prison. Following it up with a non-apology tweet that read:
“This is Not Apology,It’s a Cher ‘wtf Moment’.Dont Usually Delete My Twts,But Sometimes I Need 2 Check Myself.What I Thought Of As Stupid Joke”On Paper”,Went 2 Far.Think trump Belongs In Jail,but Big Bubba Joke Was Wrong.If I Twt,I Have a Responsibility. THERES IS A LINE NOT 2 X”
Other 2019 rants from the star of Mermaids include:
“HE’S LIAR,RACIST,ANTI-SEMITE(NC),WHO TOOK (money bag emoji) FROM POOR,4 NON EXISTENT UNIVERSITY,LIED ABOUT BUILDING CONDOS &PPL LOST THEIR (money bag emoji),HE LAUNDERED (money bag emoji) 4 (Russian flag emoji) ,HE”BOUGHT”ATTORNEY GEN.BARR,HE’S CRIMINAL,& (American flag emoji) TRAITOR,WHO’S UNFIT 4 OFFICE.HE’S DICTATOR (IN-WAITING) WHO PULLED (plug emoji) ON DEMOCRACY”
In the earlier part of August, Cher proclaimed that “Washington is so lucky I’m not in office,” going on to assert that she “Would be protesting on capital steps” and “Swearing Like a Sailor.”
“Fuck Those Heartless Republican Gutter [rats].”