Save your marriage, blow your man.

Dear Censored,

On Monday’s show you mentioned how Lebanese people might jump into the mix and act like they’re oppressed. I’ve spent my whole life around Lebanese people, and I’m not sure how they are around you in NYC, but I think most Lebanese people are fully aware that they are living out the American dream. They love this country and they work hard to lift themselves up. I believe that Lebanese Americans may actually be the most red-pilled “minority” group in this country. I think the US government even wants to include Lebanese people in the statistics of white people because they have assimilated so well into this country.
Uhuru,

-Jason 

Dear Censored,


Trans-friendly “penis” pump. @6:15
Trans prosthetic dick n balls. (Gav Edition)@1:45
Also, are you going to have a new GOML intro saying “Live from Tennessee, it’s Get off my Plantation…”?

Love,
-Erik

Dear Censored,

I would love to see you put out some kind of stats article. I love dropping stats on people but I am horribly under educated. I ask people how many 0-24 year olds died from rona in South Carolina where I live. and usually get the answer of a few thousand. It’s zero. ZERO. In 2018 the number of unarmed whites killed in police use of force 23. Blacks 18. I usually get at least 500 blacks killed as an answer. Sometimes as high as a few thousand. It’s really just ignoring the data. An easy to see article highlighting these sorts of statistics would really help the arguments of conservatives, but I usually have to dig to find actual numbers. I’m a 28 year old guy in the navy for 10 years with three kids and a wife who started a family at 21. You are a great role model.

Please get me booted out of the navy for being an extremist!

-James

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

I have a conspiracy theory for you. See if there’s anything to this.
I assume newspapers first called Franklin Roosevelt “FDR” to save headline space, and maybe later historians did the same to differentiate between him and President Teddy Roosevelt. Years later, we had the same deal with JFK and his brothers.
But then no one did the initial thing any more. At least as far as I can tell, not until AOC came into the picture. And then immediately it was RBG. I think the Dems were doing this all this time to put a cool little spin on these figures, allowing their mere initials to make the people seem like icons. The Republicans finally decided to jump on that train with ACB too. What say you?


-Allen

Dear Censored,

I wanted to share my foolproof fight ending tip. When hubby and I are at odds and it’s going nowhere, or I’m guilty and want to take the heat off myself (I think this is what Pat Benetar meant when she wrote Sex as a Weapon). I tell him to shut it and take your pants off.I either blow him or take him to bed. Argument over.Works every time, plus it’s mutually beneficial. Save a marriage ladies, blow your man. 

-Michelle

Dear Censored,

heck out this great skit by a hilarious unknown Toronto comic:

“YORK UNIVERSITY ANTI ISRAEL PROTEST PARODY”

Love, T

Dear Censored,

 enjoy the show and your unique take on the world. I have the utmost respect for the family man you evolved into, emerging from the wild lifestyle of your youth. I still believe the ideal is marrying young and building a life together as a family unit. However, I think someone with your life experiences will better prepare their children for life in the real world.

I needed to travel numerous times over the past few months. Your take on the general public at airports is spot on. Airports have become the new greyhound bus stations. Sadly, a visual reminder of how far our society continues to decay.

Compound Censored is great by the way, you two together is gold. I wish the Russian hackers would release your guys text thread.

If you have seen this, I apologize if I made you feel, “beyond angry”!

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

Even the mainstream media in Australia is done with Sarah Silverman’s juvenile, retarded opinions.  
Thought you’d appreciate. 
Love you gays. 

Cheers,

-Tobin. 


Skip to 1:54. 

Dear Censored,

This book is in all the elementary school libraries in our conservative Indiana town…disgusting. I’m a cop and I hate this fucking shit. 

-Van

Dear Censored,

Lynching in Israel. He doesn’t look like he’s gonna survive that.

According to the verified poster: “Lynch live in Bat Yam: Young Jews violently attack a motorcyclist, police officers were not at the scene”

-Swack

Dear Censored,

There’s a 4chan thread about Milo’s show shutting down and it’s full of weird conspiracy theories about Censored.tv. 

The idea: you read the thread and comment on the conspiracy theories and insults.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/321220400
Archive in case the thread has been removed: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/321220400

If you need more comments just search for censored.tv (with quotes) or gavin on that archive site.

Dear Censored,

 I stumbled upon this classy broad and just had to share with you guys. Hopefully it isn’t removed before you can see it. 

I like you more than a friend!


– Ben

Dear Censored,

Men For Total Equality, Thought you fags might enjoy this

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

Every time you say “cement wall” it drives me nuts. Cement is the powder you mix with water/sand/rocks to make concrete. You should be saying concrete wall.
Yours sincerely 

-Tyron

Dear Censored,

That cunt professor is owned in ANOTHER Michael Knowles video.

-Curtis

Dear Censored,

I bought your book a couple weeks ago and started reading it. It is very hard to put down as it is extremely hilarious and reminds me alot of my teen years. I have to say so far the story of you banging that chick with your torn frenulum and blood shooting out had me laughing and sick at the same time. The part about running home and hiding under your bed was the icing 🤣🤣. The old man who lived above you with the exploding ass was great too.Also I about threw my guts up when you told the story about giving yourself throat gonorrhea, and that Chinese bitch that banged your friend on the bottom bunk after your date can fuck herself. Anyway, I am having a great time reading it. 
Bravo sir!
Here’s hoping you fags finally read my damn letter for once!

-Jason.

Dear Censored,

Black people in UK not getting covid jag because of “racism”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56813982

The BBC are so full of shit its unreal…

Love the show..keep up the awesome work

-Nick

Dear Censored,

ere is definitive proof that Key and Peele are transphobic.

The transphobic triggering starts at 1:18 . Allow me to retain my elevated footwear whilst we fornicate,


-Chris

Dear Censored,

So The Artist Formally Known As Bruce is running for Governor of California to replace Newsom.

From what I’m seeing, it’s a mixed response.

Caitlin’s political ad addresses a number of the issues most residents agree need fixing but at what cost?

He/She says that the transgenders should not be participating in girl’s sports because it’s not fair competition. Is that statement believable? Caitlin won Woman of the Year. Was that fair?

You might not care what California does but if Caitlin “wins” (we have voter fraud here) then it could set a precedent that her actions are widely acceptable and could spread to transgender values being taught in schools and other states electing trans people.

What do you think?

And by the way, no ode to The Humpty Dance for the death of Shock G?

– Heather

Dear Censored,

I made a movie, Enrique and poyb are in it

-Ben

Dear Censored,

 group called Black Hammer recently received some attention after they purchased 200 acres of land in Colorado to build their own city:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1390098793144545280

Here’s a video from January of their leader wearing Joker makeup and ranting about Antifa for 19 minutes after Antifa allegedly doxxed one of Black Hammer’s members:


Thank you for all of the great content. 


– L

Dear Censored,

This may already be ancient Chinese secret to you guys, but Calgon is great for getting out stains.
Also, is it me, or does it sound like a white woman dubs over the Chinese woman’s voice?

Cheers,

-Ben

Dear Censored,

I used your math formula. I was married 23 yrs when my wife walked out on me. We had a great sex life. Typically 6-7x per week (sometimes 3x in one day).
23 yrs x 300 fucks = 8,000 bangs (roughly)
I had to give her $150k cash in the divorce (I got off easy, I know)
That works out to $18.75 per pounding…”PRITY PRITY PRITY” bad deal for her!
Proud of your fucking boy. Ouhuru!
Shane

Dear Censored,

compound censored sucks

-Elliot

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