Vaccines will make you free

Dear Censored,

I took your advice about dropping the sperm off at the doorstep a while ago and made a son. He’s our first child and was born at 1159 today, August 4th. Pictures attached.
Thanks,

-Dillon

Dear Censored,

I was wondering if Tommy Stinson divorced you during the great American divorce or do you think he’d still talk with you? He’s probably one of the few rockstars who I have any sense of respect for and I dig that he had a song with Bash & Pop’s a couple years back called “Jesus Loves You” and in an interview of him sort of explaining the song “It’s two things:it’s good to be forgiving and it’s good to be forgiven.” The man practically brought me back to my faith just with the song. You got me hooked on The Replacements after I turned sixteen a couple years ago when I was at a very troubling time using heroin and abusing alcohol to get away from the pain of my dad leaving at a very young age and having him just become the uncle I visited every couple of years while in high school and they are now my all time favorite band! I know music shouldn’t be a crutch for therapy or say “Oh music changed my life mannn!” but if there is any music that hits hard for me it’s gotta be The Replacements for any mood. I could barely find a song I didn’t like besides most of the All Shook Down album (Westerberg album featuring Tommy) and a couple songs off of Don’t Tell a Soul but I mean you go through the whole discography and they should’ve been hit after hit on the radio in my opinion.
      They were far ahead of their time and they should’ve gotten the recognition as much as say The Rolling Stones or Nirvana but at least we can stand by them being the last, best band of the 80s that didn’t quite make it. Did you hear they are planning on making a movie about the Replacements? Hopefully it doesn’t suck shit lol
      -Thank you G Dawg for the best recommendation. I like you more than a friend and I hope Maggie Longclaw’s new baby is doing alright,

-Dakota

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Dear Censored,

How’s your adrenaline control with this? Btw in East Asia these animals are kept in weak cages near family visits. 
Thanks,

-Adam.

P.s. yes he’s south African. 

Dear Censored,

Check this out if you haven’t seen some guy up north got the government official to admit they don’t have the evidence that COVID 19 Exists

-Trea

https://rumble.com/vkorz0-freedom-fighter-court-victory-ends-masking-shots-quarantine-in-alberta.html

Dear Censored,

Long time follower and subscriber. After hearing your viewers thoughts on Covid / the vaccine, I feel compelled to write to you.

Why are American’s so retarded when it comes to Covid? You seem to politicise absolutely everything and form opinions solely based on doing the opposite of what the ‘other team’ is doing.

Trump was the guy that pushed through the vaccines, he was the guy throwing endless amounts of cash and resources (rightfully) to get the vaccine released. Yet because Biden is the President, vaccines are now seen as not safe and are a tool to enslave the population or some shit. 

Trump has had the vaccine, 4 BILLION people have now had one dose, it’s one of the safest vaccines ever released because the global scientific community have scrutinised it from day 1. The vaccine wasn’t ‘rushed through’ – it went though as much, if not more testing than any other vaccine. The beaurocratic red-tape was removed to ensure it was released as soon as possible. 

I’m in Paris at the moment and an american guy lives in my building. He was telling me the other day how he refuses to take a vaccine that hasn’t yet been FDA approved, as it’s not safe and we don’t know the health implications. 

This is a dude that injects steroids into his ass that he buys on the dark web from china, and the guy who snorts cocaine which is cut with all sorts of random shite. The FDA have a process, they’ve openly explained why it is not yet approved, and when they expect to announce it’s fully FDA approved.

The only way out of this pandemic shit show is to vaccinate as many human beings as possible before a vaccine resistent strain is here. The UK has really high cases per day at the moment, but the hospitalisation rate is miniscule compared to last year – thats because whilst the vaccine doesn’t stop you catching it (though dramatically helps), it reduces your chance of getting sick with covid SIGNIFICANTLY. 

So, to your listeners: get the vaccine, wear a mask in crowded places and stop politicising a fucking vaccine in a pendemic. 

-Anon

Dear Censored,

Gavin seems to be correct when he says that shampooing your hair makes you bald. Here is an article about a class action suit against Johnson & Johnson that alleges that their shampoos are causing hair loss.

https://www.webmd.com/beauty/news/20210719/johnson-johnson_shampoo-hair-loss

As always, I like you more than a friend.

-Brian

Dear Censored,

So I had a weird dream a few nights ago about Biden & I keep thinking about it. It went like this: Biden’s ability to speak continues to get worse to the point that he starts speaking the rhetoric of the extreme far left, demanding forced vaccinations & openly admitting that he is communist. Then he gets Covid & fucking dies. The media & the White House Start telling us that we should all follow the dying wishes of our most beloved & legitimate president of all time since the election was the most secure in American history. The next thing you know, they’re forcing vaccines, locking up conservatives in staggering numbers, & bringing the communist hammer down on us in ways we never imagined. Meanwhile, those of us who haven’t been rounded up try to convince others that this is all wrong but they don’t listen. Instead they just keep mumbling about how Biden was a great man & we must fulfill his dying wish. Shit, after typing all that it doesn’t seem that far from where we are right now.

-Mush

Dear Censored,

i just wanted to inform you that chris chan is the most documented man alive with about 30 years of footage(a 58 part, 40 min 0er video series) that details how he became the man/woman he is today, it highlights things such as sexting a 13 year old boy that pretended to be a 21 year old girl, shoving a clay medallion up his ass due to blackmail, “recycling his own semen” which was actually talked about on opie and anthony https://youtu.be/cL1xh489L1M , admission to shitting himself often and needing diapers, being a brony ect. This monster was actually the product of internet trolls and abuse beleive it or not. Its sad to watch his decent into madness but its hard to look away. If you are ever bored check out this youtube channel that documents it all

-Caleb

https://youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ

Dear Censored,

It was made 9 months ago so it may be ancient Chinese secret to some, but I just saw this. Never saw you show it so…..
Very funny.

-Jason

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Dear Censored,

This clip shown is one I think of often when I think of the mother instinct;selflessness. It’s in China hence the basic fuck up. 
Thanks,

-Adam.

Dear Censored,

I have a hypothesis for the black-women-in-shower-caps dilemma. We have seen how lazy people have gotten when traveling, wearing pajamas to airports and such. I think  the shower caps are just the next step in laziness. I assume black woman’s hair is a tangled mess when they wake up in the morning, and they either have to throw on their weave, or spend hours making it look presentable. I think that they are to the point where they just say fuck it, throw a shower cap on the mess on their heads, knowing full well they look ridiculous, but at least it covered the fact that they couldn’t spend the time making themselves look decent. Somehow they think this is more acceptable than a shitty hairdo?

   Love you bye.

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

A little hope for all the baby monsters out there.

I am currently enrolled in THE most liberal Law School in the States, out here in Portland Oregon. For color, this school has exclusively non-gendered bathrooms, meaning I take pisses and rip ass at the urinals while some poor chick tries to take a shit in an adjacent stall. Fucking clown world…

Anyway, the school is naturally requiring vaccinations for all students. Well, I wrote in telling them to fuck off (with tact, of course) and they granted my exemption request. In fact, it took them not two days to send me my approval. I still have yet to find out what segregation measures and mask mandates they’ll press on me to make sure I know I am a bad boy, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Point is, let this be inspiration for anyone worried about the various mandates. All you have to do is stand your ground and say no, and they fold like the paper tigers they are. Moral of the story, don’t be a fucking pussy–tell them to piss up a rope and they retreat like the cry-bullies they are.

I like your new sunglasses.

Cheers,

-Dylan

Dear Censored,

Tranny image round up

-Forty

Dear Censored,

Here are some websites helping citizens stand up for their rights:
https://www.thehealthyamerican.org/religious-exemption-letter
https://americasfrontlinedoctors.org/covid19/vaccines/


– Heather

Dear Censored,

Check out this hot new clip of a tranny getting shit on by a little old man!  

I like your new sunglasses more than a friend,

-Justin

Dear Censored,

I came across this image on Instagram and thought it would make a decent shirt. I don’t think you have a vaccine related shirt yet, do you?
It’s attached as a .png
Best,

-Mark

Dear Censored,

In the UFC fight ep Gavin looks like a little hobbit fag talking to two mythical giants. Couldn’t stop laughing.

Keep it up lil hobbit

-Zack

Dear Censored,

Telling gays they aren’t wanted? It’s okay if you’re black. The best part is the BBC article managed to get in a criticism of white people for trusting  modern medicine. 
Thanks, 

-Adam.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-58100624.amp

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Dear Censored,

I came across this video and can’t help but think how ALL OVER the news this would be if this were a white guy. Here’s the whole video: 
Apparently this dude decided it was time to go absolutely Rambo on his entire neighborhood. He set his house on fire, shot 4 of his neighbors, then went guns ablazing as soon as the cops showed up.
But here’s where it starts to get interesting. Check out the sign on the back of his truck at 4:46. It reads “BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE TOOL USED TO MAINTAIN RACISM”. I saw this and thought oh no this is some crazy white bastard who just created the perfect race-bait fodder for all the leftist talking heads. But a few seconds later the cops get up close to grab the guy… AND HE’S A BLACK DUDE. 
I’m having a hard time putting together a theory behind this one. All I can think of is the irony of his sign versus his actions. Was he just trying to prove himself right? One thing’s for sure, you won’t hear about it in the news. Crazy stuff.
I like you less than a friend,

-Jak

Dear Censored,

he rainbow needs to be taken back. It’s the symbol of the 42’nd infantry division. My great great uncle was a captain in the 42’nd ID during WW1. My family still has his helmet and it has a small rainbow on it. He had horrible PTSD and drank himself to death, my grandma used to talk about it sometimes. Every time I see a rainbow flag I think of him and how he would feel seeing what it means now.

-Rob

Dear Censored,

Just came across a video of a Vietnam vet confronting a trans woman in his store. The “woman” is clearly a hulking mentally ill man in a skirt and the old vet let’s him know it. I included a link. Hope it’s not ancient Chinese secret, if it is, I’m dumber than Ryan… P.S. Congratulations Gavin, you’ll soon be a grandfather. Since we all know that Ryan is your adopted son. Love the show dudes, don’t ever quit.

-Arl

Dear Censored,

Exclusive and extended breastfeeding are vital to supporting proper jaw development. If you want to decrease the likelihood of your child having to deal with braces, TMJ, overbite, mouth breathing and weak chin, it’s worth looking into. In the link you will find a picture of two brothers. One was breastfed for two years and one is not. Can you guess which one is which? 
https://naturaldentistassociates.com/breast-feeding-affect-jaw-facial-development/

From, 
-A mom with TMJ 

PS
Eating tough foods at a young age also helps to strengthen the jaw. Pacifiers, bottles, and sippy cups don’t. 

Dear Censored,

I’m laughing out loud at this new FX show. Apparently all the men in the world die and it’s all up the bad ass chicks to set things straight. Except there’s one dude left, idk it just looks completely ridiculous. Thought it’d be good for a censored TV presents. Thank you for all you do 

-Dom

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