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ANTIFA 'RINGLEADER' ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO TOPPLE ANDREW JACKSON STATUE

The statue of Andrew Jackson still watches over Lafayette Square near the White House in Washington D.C., no thanks to the actions of a band of vandals who attempted to illegally remove it last week. On Thursday, federal law enforcement officials took into... Read More

Jul 3rd, 2020

TRUMP PERSONALLY CALLS MOURNING FATHER OF THE TEEN KILLED IN CHAZ

The day after Horace Lorenzo Anderson Sr. laid his son to rest due to his murder in the CHOP/CHAZ, President Trump reached out to him in a phone call to offer his condolences. Anderson got the President's attention when the mourning father poured his heart out... Read More

Jul 3rd, 2020

'WHITE LIVES DON'T MATTER' PROFESSOR PROMOTED. CHANGE.ORG REMOVES PETITION WANTING HER FIRED

Cambridge professor Priyamvada Gopal had no fear of reprisal when she recently posted on her Twitter “white lives don’t matter.” In case she was not clear enough the professor followed it up with “Abolish whiteness.” Cambridge th... Read More

Jul 3rd, 2020

COVID-19 PATIENT SUFFERS FOUR-HOUR ERECTION

A 62-year old man from France was hospitalized after contracting the novel coronavirus and suffering severe symptoms. Specifically, he fell ill with a condition known as priapism. Medical professionals said that the condition is caused by trapped blood in the... Read More

Jul 2nd, 2020

THE FALL OF CHAZ. COPS EASILY TAKE BACK PROTEST ZONE AS BLM SCATTER

It seems like the story of the CHOP/CHAZ has seen its final chapter. Five people becoming shooting victims in the protest zone along with patriot groups, like the Proud Boys, applying for permits to protest the protestors have caused Mayor Jenny Durkan to have... Read More

Jul 2nd, 2020

MEMO TELLS STUDENTS THAT FIGHTING 'SYSTEMIC RACISM' IS NOW A UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENT

A University of Colorado-Boulder memo has been leaked to the public which enforces some new requirements of people attending the school. On June 5th officials at the college sent the memo to all students and employees informing them that systemic racism exists,... Read More

Jul 2nd, 2020

TRUMP IS MOVING AHEAD WITH 2ND STIMULUS PAYMENTS 'DONE PROPERLY'

For those of us feeling the effects of an economy on life-support due to COVID-19, President Trump brings us good news that another round of personal economic impact payments are going to be on the way. The president spoke to Fox Business’ Blake Burman a... Read More

Jul 2nd, 2020

SEATTLE MAYOR AGHAST UNHINGED MOB INVADES HER HOME

Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan received some unexpected company at her home on Sunday afternoon. Black Lives Matter and Antifa paid an unfriendly visit to the mayor despite her open support of the CHOP/CHAZ zone in the past. Durkan's home was targeted by the mass... Read More

Jul 1st, 2020