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HOLOGRAM GEORGE FLOYD KICKS OFF U.S. TOUR

Thanks to the miracle of technology George Floyd will now follow in the steps of Tupac, Michael Jackson, and German circus elephants by getting his own hologram.   In a collaborative effort between the George Floyd Foundation and C... Read More

Jul 29th, 2020

TRUMP INSTALLS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO CLAMP DOWN ON SOCIAL MEDIA

The White House announced on Wednesday that the Trump administration will be moving forward in installing a presidential executive order on social media platforms amid testimony from high-ranking tech company executives on Capitol Hill, according to The Washing... Read More

Jul 29th, 2020

PLUS-SIZE MODEL STAMPEDES INTO SI'S SWIMSUIT ISSUE

27 year old plus-sized model Hunter McGrady has plopped onto the pages of Sports Illustrated’s 2020 Swimsuit issue and is being applauded by body positivity admirers as the “curviest model ever.” “I have been so excit... Read More

Jul 29th, 2020

OVER 100 POLICE AGENCIES REFUSE TO GUARD DEMOCRAT NAT'L CONVENTION

Due to recent attempts to damper police use of tear gas and pepper spray in countering brutal nationwide riots, over 100 law enforcement agencies have reportedly withdrawn from their security agreements to staff the Democratic National Convention next... Read More

Jul 29th, 2020

INTERNATIONAL TEAM OF SCIENTISTS TO SAVE LAKE TITICACA'S IMPRESSIVE 'SCROTUM FROG'

A group of international scientists is combining its intellectual resources to save an endangered species of frog from the depths of extinction – the “scrotum frog.” Telmatobius coleus, more commonly known as the scrotrum frog, dwells in clos... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

MIAMI POLICE SETTING UP 'MASK TRAPS'

Since Miami-Dade announced it would be fining people for not wearing masks in public, there have been numerous stories of people cited for improperly wearing masks, or for temporarily lowering the mask to have a drink of water, or for removing the cover once ou... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

TRUMP SLAMS FAUCI, BIG TECH CENSORS DON JR.

The big tech giants are at it again. Facebook and Twitter have taken down a viral video retweeted by the president. The viral video claims that the infectious-disease expert has misled the country on hydroxychloroquine. The clip was initially posted by Breitb... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

ESPN HOST DISMISSED SEATTLE RIOTERS UNTIL THEY CAME TO HIS HOME

ESPN 710 Seattle radio host Paul Gallant dismissed the warnings in June from President Donald Trump about the violent rioters in Seattle that have caused serious damage, but this all changed when these same rioters showed up to his place of work, according to t... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

TEXAS OPENS ITS FIRST DRIVE-THRU STRIP CLUB TO SKIRT LOCKDOWN

On the go in the Houston area, but still want someone with daddy issues to gyrate for your amusement? Vivid Gentleman's Club is the place for you. After having their business choked by the COVID-19 pandemic, owners of this strip club put in a drive-thru, a... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

FLORIDA MAN ALLEGEDLY USES COVID RELIEF LOANS TO BUY A LAMBORGHINI

A man who received a Paycheck Protection Program loan in Miami is accused of using it to become the new proud owner of a 2020 Lamborghini Huracan. Fox 9 reports, 29-year-old David T. Hines is accused by the Department of Justice of fil... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

'ELLEN' UNDER INVESTIGATION FOLLOWING REPORT OF TOXIC WORKPLACE CULTURE

WarnerMedia launched an investigation following numerous allegations of workplace misconduct on the set of The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  The investigation followed the publication of a BuzzFeed story revealing accounts of racism, unjust termination, and a to... Read More

Jul 28th, 2020

REP. GAETZ CALLS FOR FACEBOOK CEO ZUCKERBERG TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR LYING TO CONGRESS

A criminal referral sent to Attorney General William Barr calls for an investigation into Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for deliberately misleading Congress into how his company works to censor conservative content as was announced by House Judiciary Committee m... Read More

Jul 27th, 2020