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MEGA-WEALTHY TURNING INTO CYBORGS, INJECTING TEEN BLOOD, AND MASSAGING RECTUM WITH RODS TO STAY YOUNG
It may seem like something on the Syfy channel, but a growing group of billionaires say they can achieve an elevated life through "biohacking"—the process of modifying one's body to remain as young as possible, according to The Sun. A list compiled... Read More
Aug 18th, 2020
4CHAN EXPOSES POSSIBLE SUSPECT IN DRAMATIC PORTLAND ASSAULT
Posters on the anonymous message board 4Chan have possibly identified a suspect in Portland caught on video savagely kicking a downed man during the riots on Sunday, according to the Gateway Pundit. The video shows the victim's pickup truck in non-wo... Read More
Aug 18th, 2020
NORTH KOREANS FEAR THEIR PET DOGS ARE BEING CONFISCATED FOR FOOD
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has demanded pet dogs be commandeered by North Korea's law enforcement in the capital city Pyongyang, declaring that man's best friend stands for a symbol of Western "decadence." However, some North Korean pet owners... Read More
Aug 18th, 2020
AOC WANTS TO SAVE THE POSTAL SERVICE WITH A 'PROGRESSIVE PEN PAL PROGRAM'
Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) appears to have devised a strategy to reanimate the bloated corpse of the U.S. Postal Service by encouraging her followers to start a "pen pal" program. The "progressive pen pal program" was proposed d... Read More
Aug 18th, 2020
MICHELLE OBAMA BLAMES TRUMP FOR PUTTING CHILDREN IN CAGES AT THE BORDER—CAGES HER HUSBAND INSTALLED
Though former first lady Michelle Obama asserted Monday night that the Trump Administration was responsible for tearing families apart by throwing children in cages, she failed to add that it was her husband, former President Barack Obama, who built those cages... Read More
Aug 18th, 2020
ANTIFA DISRUPTS STURGIS BIKER RALLY, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT
Bikers and motorcycle clubs from across the country gathered in Sturgis, South Dakota last week and tossed pandemic caution aside to celebrate old-school biker freedom. Antifa decided a rally with 100,000 frustrated bikers was a good place to really put the lef... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
POLICE GIVE BACK TO LEMONADE STAND AFTER TWO BOYS ROBBED AT GUNPOINT
Two enterprising teens in Illinois were mugged of their day's earnings at a lemonade stand by men wielding a gun. When the local police found out, the cops took it upon themselves to replenish the stolen money out of their own pockets, reports the New York... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
FORMER NBA PLAYER DOUBLES DOWN AFTER HAVING HIS MAILBOX THEORY DEBUNKED
As Democrats attempt to push through the idea of mail-in ballots and the Trump Administration insists that it could lead to voter fraud, leftists are now starting to claim that President Donald Trump is trying to steal the election, suggesting that he is active... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
AFTER A WEEKEND OF VIOLENCE, TRUMP WARNS NEW YORK
On Sunday night President Trump put New York Mayor Bill de Blasio on notice that he may bring in the federal government to control the city if the mayor cannot rein in the spiking violent crime in the president's home town. "Law and Order," President Trump twe... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
BIDEN ECHOES COMMUNIST TALKING POINTS IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP CUTTING OFF CUBAN FLIGHTS
The Biden campaign resorted to promoting Cuban communist talking points in a response to the Trump Administration’s motion to suspend all “private charter flights” between the U.S. and Cuba, the Daily Wire reported. Secretary of State Mike Po... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
ANTIFA AND BLM MEMBERS BEAT MAN BEFORE KICKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS
Violent rioters and thugs allegedly beat a man in Portland last night, punching and kicking the man in the head after he reportedly attempted to defend someone who had been attacked, according to the Daily Wire. The man then appeared to try to flee the scene in... Read More
Aug 17th, 2020
AOC REFUSES TO CONDEMN BLM ACTIVISTS STORMING SEATTLE NEIGHBORHOOD
It has been reported that far-left Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) on Saturday “refused to condemn” Black Lives Matter activists who demanded late last week that white people in Seattle need to give up their homes, according to the Dai... Read More
Aug 16th, 2020