COPS AND ROBBER - EP22: "CONSTITUTIONAL DOUCHEBAGS"

The robber and the cops get into a tussle regarding these "auditors" who go into public buildings and harass cops. Matty says they're keeping cops in check and John says they're douchebags.

Jul 07th, 2023

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Apr 25th, 2024

C&R - EP63: RICEBALLS ON BOOZE

Matty and two Johns take calls, superchats, and ridicule these #FreePalestine losers.

Apr 18th, 2024

C&R - EP62: TRUMP'S JURY AND COLLEGE PALESTINIANS

We were all set for a great show until Matty introduced us to Gavin's sister.

Apr 11th, 2024

C&R - EP61: DEFINITELY PROSECUTING

Almost all the cops are here tonight as we showcase Cop Emails, Cop Talk, Female Cops, Cop Calls, and the general banter that makes this show unique.

Apr 04th, 2024

C&R - EP60: BAD HOLE

It wouldn't be a Cops & Robber episode without perps like Alexia gah Gi Gay Mary Cutbank and Seneca Warrior Steeprock so we deep dive that "8 hole sho...

Mar 28th, 2024

C&R - EP59: SOMALIS DOING THE Maori HAKA IN GUAM

We went live and got callers, cop emails, incompetent female cops, a brutally cruel theory about adoption, and tons of arrest videos.

Mar 21st, 2024

C&R - EP58: MANICURED NAILS ON THE PAVEMENT

We laugh at female cops AGAIN. Then, we take calls, explore the Navy, go to Guam, and break the news about Candace Owens gettin fired from Daily Wire...

Mar 14th, 2024

EP57: THE EVERYTHING EPISODE

In a raging onslaught of variety we: watch police videos, take calls, answer emails, argue about guns, tell prison stories, and lament the state of mo...

Mar 07th, 2024

EP56: STATE OF THE UNION

After a brief riffing session, the boys tune into Biden's SOTU and roll their eyes into infinity.

Feb 29th, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP55: CANNIBAL'S ASSISTANT

We recorded this yesterday because Ryan’s on tour with his gay band and technical difficulties cost us 40 mins.

Feb 22nd, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP54: WAAAAAAW!

Another bare bones episode with one cop and one robber we go through an unprecedented number of videos and discover, criminals are annoying and women...

Feb 15th, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP53: SHOT BY A NUT

Some dude thought an acorn hitting his car was "shots fired" and proceeded to turn his car into Swiss cheese. His female partner joined in having no i...

Feb 08th, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP52: DRINK ALONG

The boys play a drinking game based on the most common phrases of arrest videos.

Feb 01st, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP51: UNPLUGGED

Matty is gone and the Internet is down so the boys wing it and end up talking about young people's lack of interest in sex.

Jan 25th, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP50: "WHY YOU HIT ME!?"

There's a new cop in town and his name is Benny. We get into everyone's resumes before combing through the usual ridiculous arrests, superheats, and e...

Jan 18th, 2024

COPS AND ROBBER - EP49: "LIARS AND EDP'S"

Bobby, Big John, and Matty watch our tax dollars blow into the wind as endless liars, loonies, and miscreants waste cops' time. What a mess.
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