After checking out Buzzfeed's article on a life-threatening rap joke I made (that Milo re-posted on Telegram) we examine Joe Rogan's recent semi-apology for hosting me on his show. Apparently, he's starting to drink The Young Turks Kool-Aid. Then, we get real deep on some very difficult "ifications." Apparently, whiteification is verboten but blackification and womanification is totally cool. It all ends with a couple letters and Ryan getting in a naked fist fight.