HARDBALLS, Ep121: ALL ROADS LEAD TO KENSINGTON

INTRO: All Roads Lead to Kensington (0:00-13:01) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Mott the Hoople (13:01-44:20) • MOVIE: "The Public Enemy" with Jimmy Cagney and Jean Harlow (1931) (44:20-1:25:33 ) • VOICEMAIL: Why Do I Think Fiction is Obsolete?; What Was My Writing Process for "Trucker Fags in Denial"?; Was Beethoven Literally Better Than Morricone?; A Stiff Clit Reminisces on Her Time Dating a Super-Handsome Sociopathic Trad Narcissist on Disability Who Sounds Like a Total Jerk; Luke in Seattle Ponders a Tony Hawk 2024 Presidential Run (1:25:33-2:02:31) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Using a Text-to-Speech App, I Use a Wide Array of International Voices to Read News Stories About Dog-Fuckers, Horse-Fuckers, Testicle-Biters, "Aggravated Homosexuality" in Uganda, and How Beans May Save the World (2:02:31-2:55:14)

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HARDBALLS, Ep152: FRANK RIZZO IS THE LEADER WE ALL NEED NOW

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HARDBALLS, Ep151: DIDDY OR DIDDN'TY?

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HARDBALLS, Ep150: KEITH OLBERMANN IS A DEEPLY UNHAPPY MAN

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HARDBALLS, Ep148: HAITI IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE

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HARDBALLS, Ep147: DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE, NO MATTER HOW STUPID THE CAUSE?

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HARDBALLS, Ep143: TEEN CRIME WAVE STRIKES DURING TEEN HISTORY MONTH!

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HARDBALLS, Ep142: DROP THAT ZERO AND GET WITH SHAPIRO!

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HARDBALLS, Ep141: ADAM KING--LET THE JEW SPEAK!!!

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