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HARDBALLS, Ep137: THE ANOINTED RECTUM OF BISHOP T.D. JAKES

INTRO: Holding France at Knifepoint (0:00-10:16) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Faron Young (10:16-39:49) • MOVIE: "Female Trouble" (1974) (39:49-1:13:51) • VOICEMAIL: What Do I Disagree With in Christ's Teachings?; What Questions Would I Have for Jesus if He Returned to Earth?; Should All Americans Speak English on Christmas?; A Dad Gets His Kids to Yell "HARDBALLS RULES!" (1:13:51-1:24:02) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: The Anointed Rectum of Bishop T.D. Jakes--The White Panther Probes Allegations That the Sweaty Black TV Mega-Preacher Is a Down-Low Power Bottom (1:24:02-1:50:44) • KARAOKE CAVALCADE: "Love on the Rocks" (1:50:44-1:54:26)

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