INTRO: Sonya Massey Is This Election Cycle's George Floyd (0:00-8:41) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Duane Eddy and His "Twangy" Guitar (8:41-36:00) • HARDBALLER HALL OF FAME: British Actor and Hell-Raiser Oliver Reed (36:00-1:05:15) • VOICEMAIL: Mad Mike Questions the Meaning of Happiness; Do I Think JD Vance Was "Jocking My Style" When He Wrote "Hillbilly Elegy"? (1:05:15-1:22:42) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: The Faggiest Olympics Ever (1:22:42-1:40:35) • Australian Model Has Two Vaginas and No Asshole (1:40:35-1:56:38) • Trump's Nephew Claims Uncle Don Blamed "N*ggers" for Vandalizing His Car (1:56:38-2:01:48) • Historian Says Kamala Harris Is Descended From Sadistic Jamaican Slaveowner (2:01:48-2:08:15) • Was JD Vance a Sofa-Fucker? (2:08:15-2:10:51) • 50 States, 50 Babies, 50 Dumpsters (2:10:51-2:53:41) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" TO SUBSCRIBE FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:53:41-2:54:41)