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LOTUS - E7: IDOL

Glorify the modern gods! Offer your child at Cardi B's altar! Spit straight hymns! Subscribe to the highest tier of an unhygienic e-girl! Adopt the religion of today! You're just one Tiktok download away!

Dec 19th, 2020

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Oct 23rd, 2024

LOTUS - E40: CHEMICALS

You are trapped in a labyrinth hatefully designed by our evil overlords. Will you succumb? Or find the escape?

Sep 30th, 2024

LOTUS - E39: JEZEBEL

Female empowerment is the most degrading failure women can have. Yet, so long as it's packaged as a victory, women will aggressively pursue it.

Aug 29th, 2024

E38: IS MURDER WRONG?

There's the political spectrum. And there's the assassination spectrum. Each has their own strong opinions regarding both. My opinion is right.

Jul 03rd, 2024

LOTUS - E37: AI IS EVIL

As the progressive world eagerly embraces AI, some of us crab asses doubt its wondrous glory.

May 04th, 2024

LOTUS - E36: HOW TO BE A TERRORIST

Lately, our justice system's punishments have been heavy handed. Our speech, and now body language, are being policed. It's not long before we're all...

Mar 24th, 2024

LOTUS - E35: NEW NEIGHBORS

Get involved now! Pick a side! Our greatest allies need your help!!

Oct 13th, 2023

LOTUS - E34: WHO BURNED MAUI?

Recently, Maui was turned into a crematorium. Families were turned into ash to make way for super duper high tech smart island!! I fucking love scienc...

Aug 03rd, 2023

LOTUS - E33: BAD ART

Fuck Van Gogh! At the latest art scenes, the hottest, most sought out works are gay minority minors in bondage gear!!

Jan 13th, 2023

LOTUS - E32: DON'T BE A VICTIM

Cry about something. Your identity is determined by the size of your tear ducts.

Nov 14th, 2022

LOTUS - E31: LOAN SHARKS

Biden, the banks, and big corps generously give us loans! In exchange only for our freedom! *cracks whip* BACK TO WORK, SLAVE!

Aug 26th, 2022

LOTUS - E30: QUALITY COMPLAINT

Have you noticed your grocery store snacks taste cheaper lately? Yes, i did make an entire video about just that.

Aug 08th, 2022

 LOTUS - E29: XY

Transgenders aren't criticized enough; My time to shine. B^) One female's oppression is another transgender's victory.

Jul 23rd, 2022

LOTUS - E28: XX

The modern woman has defiled femininity with Amy Schumer type sex crazed stupidity. Men who criticize wickedness are "misogynist", so as a girl, I wil...

Jun 24th, 2022

LOTUS - E27: FAMINE

Babies around the country don't have formula, the cost of meat or vegetables is unaffordable, even McDonald's is a rich man's luxury. HoPeFuLlY wE gEt...

May 04th, 2022

LOTUS - E26: MONOPOLY MONEY

We rely on evil pedophiles to give us green paper we earn with slave labor to buy ever financially inflating chemically tainted food products they own...
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