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NYCCR 005 (COMPOUND)

Today on NYC Crime Report - Pat looks at the differences between different newspaper headlines. Stories include a crazy dentist, lotion on an airplane, and a taxicab driver calendar. Charlie Sheen, Bail Bond Collector Michelle Esquenazi, Ralph Sutton and Jimmy Failla join Pat and Mandy.

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