NYCCR CENSORED - EP85: NYC's MOST WANTED

A guy gropes women all over town, 4 within a few days, he's always on the case, grabbing the asses and pussies, an occasional tit. And he's homeless, so he's stinking up the privates.
Another guy punched an old lady, got out, punched a 9-yr-old at Grand Central.
Another dude swats a woman's legs with a hockey stick on the LES.
So who are NYC's most wanted?
Women. Open season on ladies of all ages. It's about time!
Plus, a headless guy is fished out of the water near Jamaica Bay. The guy who caught him: "You should've seen the one that got away."
4 bodies in 5 months. Lotsa bodies over there.

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