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If You Give a Kid an iPhone

Bad things happen on the Internet, and they get even worse when kids join in. As someone who has tangentially witnessed it - as well as experienced it - it seems obvious that we'd all be better off Amish. In my dreams, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are slugs and I sprinkle salt on them.

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