Ant comes right out of the gate and shows us the cratering ratings of Jimmy Kimmel since his return, the View's charity auction, Rosie O'Donnell lip syncing to "Ice Ice Baby" for some reason, and fatties at Disney. We then see Kamala Harris pretending to be a profound writer before launching into a cursing tirade, an infuriating woman on a plane blocking everyone's path, an aggressive guy on the subway platform, a guy telling Sliwa and Cuomo to pull out of the election, and then Anthony calls the election for Mamdani. We then see a few boomers singing in Portland before ending with a fun anti-drug PSA from the 60's.