Anthony talks about Somalia and everything that has been going on in the wake of President Trump's comments. He then lightens the mood, miraculously by showing some women who are anything but light, and we see morbidly obese women test out the seats at Universal Studios' "Epic Universe" and then eat at Carmines in Times Square. We travel a few blocks and see that the NYU ass smacker has literally been apprehended, Mayor Johnson of Chicago crashes out on a rational reporter who asked him a question, and Ant talks about how no one wants to go to malls anymore. He then shows us the downside of not going to malls, which is having your packages stolen by "porch pirates", then we see an infuriating brawl at the Indianapolis Walmart, and then we see an insufferable young lady act improperly at a dining establishment.