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BRIDGE PLAYER DECAPITATED BY ROOMMATE WIELDING A SAMURAI SWORD
A man in Hartford, Connecticut has been charged with murder after reportedly using a Samurai sword to decapitate his roommate, a Travelers retiree and nationally-respected professional bridge player, according to the Hartford Courant. Jerry David Thompson, 42,... Read More
Jul 30th, 2020
DHS SAYS FEDS WON'T LEAVE PORTLAND UNTIL COURTHOUSE SECURED
On Wednesday acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf joined "Bill Hemmer Reports" to assure that federal officers will not be leaving Portland, Ore. until the federal courthouse being attacked, burned, and vandalized by violent Black Li... Read More
Jul 30th, 2020
SPACE FORCE DETECTS POSSIBLE RUSSIAN WEAPON TRACKING U.S. SPY SATELLITES
The Space Force is already making the cosmos safer. The latest edition to the U.S. military family has publicly warned the citizens of Earth that Russia has been possibly conducting experiments with at least two anti-satellite weapons in the past months. T... Read More
Jul 30th, 2020
NEWLY PROMOTED CHICAGO DEPUTY CHIEF FOUND DEAD BY SUSPECTED SUICIDE
A Chicago police officer fresh off a new promotion was found dead from what is believed to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police officials reported on Tuesday. With a career in service to the community as an officer spanning 30 years, Deputy Chief Dion... Read More
Jul 30th, 2020
GOV. CUOMO'S COVID NAUGHTY LIST NOW UP TO 34 STATES
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is expanding his COVID-19 quarantine travel list to 34 states plus Puerto Rico, he announced on Tuesday. “Our job is to make sure we’re doing everything we can to control COVID — which we are doing — [and to] a... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
ROVER SET TO LAUNCH IN SEARCH OF ANCIENT LIFE ON MARS
Earlier this year, when NASA opened to the public suggestions for a name for the new Mars rover, 13-year-old Alexander Mather's submission of "Perseverance" was selected. "We as humans evolved as creatures who can learn to adapt to any situation, no matter how... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
HOLOGRAM GEORGE FLOYD KICKS OFF U.S. TOUR
Thanks to the miracle of technology George Floyd will now follow in the steps of Tupac, Michael Jackson, and German circus elephants by getting his own hologram. In a collaborative effort between the George Floyd Foundation and C... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
TRUMP INSTALLS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO CLAMP DOWN ON SOCIAL MEDIA
The White House announced on Wednesday that the Trump administration will be moving forward in installing a presidential executive order on social media platforms amid testimony from high-ranking tech company executives on Capitol Hill, according to The Washing... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
PLUS-SIZE MODEL STAMPEDES INTO SI'S SWIMSUIT ISSUE
27 year old plus-sized model Hunter McGrady has plopped onto the pages of Sports Illustrated’s 2020 Swimsuit issue and is being applauded by body positivity admirers as the “curviest model ever.” “I have been so excit... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
OVER 100 POLICE AGENCIES REFUSE TO GUARD DEMOCRAT NAT'L CONVENTION
Due to recent attempts to damper police use of tear gas and pepper spray in countering brutal nationwide riots, over 100 law enforcement agencies have reportedly withdrawn from their security agreements to staff the Democratic National Convention next... Read More
Jul 29th, 2020
INTERNATIONAL TEAM OF SCIENTISTS TO SAVE LAKE TITICACA'S IMPRESSIVE 'SCROTUM FROG'
A group of international scientists is combining its intellectual resources to save an endangered species of frog from the depths of extinction – the “scrotum frog.” Telmatobius coleus, more commonly known as the scrotrum frog, dwells in clos... Read More
Jul 28th, 2020
MIAMI POLICE SETTING UP 'MASK TRAPS'
Since Miami-Dade announced it would be fining people for not wearing masks in public, there have been numerous stories of people cited for improperly wearing masks, or for temporarily lowering the mask to have a drink of water, or for removing the cover once ou... Read More
Jul 28th, 2020