Gavin and Anthony go over their childhoods in an attempt to prove things are going to get better.

Gavin and Anthony lament the death of justice in America and try to pretend this isn't all a big scam (it is).

Anthony and Gavin go over the Duante case and the forthcoming riots and ask theyselves, "Can you imagine if the races were reversed"?

Gavin brings Anthony to Scotland where they examine the Falkirk Wheel and slowly realize it's almost as incredible as airplanes. Also, tits.

Anthony Cumia and Gavin sit down to furiously scream about the fall of America like a couple of grumpy old men on speed.