INTRO: Keith Olbermann is a Deeply Unhappy Man (0:00-9:22) • Spring is Here, and I Had a Near-Racial Incident at Home Depot (9:22-15:57) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: American Garage Bands of the Mid-1960s (15:57-52:56) • MOVIE: "Neighbors" with Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi (1981) (52:56-1:23:54) • VOICEMAIL: What's the Funniest Sign I've Ever Seen Someone Hold Up in Public?; How Do I Feel About Interracial Couples? (1:23:54-1:39:38) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Beating the Shit out of White Kids at School (1:39:38-2:07:22); Would-Be NYC Subway Shooter Gets Shot Four Times With His Own Gun (2:07:22-2:19:27); Three Teens Attack White Kid at St. Patty's Day Parade in South Boston (2:19:27-2:24:32); California Town Uses LEGO Heads to Hide Criminal Suspects' Faces (2:24:32-2:29:34); Three Famous Rappers Make Fun of Jimmy Kimmel's Tiny White Penis (2:29:34-2:40:48) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:40:28-2:42:05)