THE DUSTY BOGAN - Ep47: Cat mums and dog dad's not welcome

Remember when you were 14
Your dad taught you to shave
That wasn't a very fatherly way
For him to behave
You had to watch your first beard
Melting down the drain
A beard abandoned
A son betrayed
Your Dad taught you how
And look at you now
'Cos if your dad doesn't have a beard
You've got two Mums
Two beardless Mums
If your Dad doesn't have a beard
You've got two Mums
Two beardless Mums

- Happy Aussie Father's Day/Multiplication theology

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- The Australian Christian Lobby has called on its supporters not to "fear death" and instead push state governments to end COVID-19 lockdowns and restrictions.

- Musk tweeted in response that he would "prefer to stay out of politics."

"In general, I believe government should rarely impose its will upon the people, and, when doing so, should aspire to maximize their cumulative happiness," he wrote.

- The Taliban has given Afghanistan's test cricket team the go ahead for their upcoming one-off test match against Australia in September.

Sep 08th, 2021